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Con email.exe/79
Summary
Conchris joins SBASAF and ends up on W1K1
Cast in order of appearance:
Page Title: Email 79 AKA Strong Bad's mumblemumblemumble...
Transcript
CONCHRIS: I can't be bothered with email raps anymore...
Conchris, Have you ever thought of joining SBASAF(The StrongBadian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil)? I think you'd be a great addition to the team! --Commander K(Stinkoman K)
CONCHRIS: Me? Thought of joining SBASAF? Oh no, I don't. Although I have a ship of my own, {starts hesistating} Which-which I-I didn't m-m-make... PEEOW! {runs off}
{Cut to an unknown ship, Conchris is inside}
CONCHRIS: Right... Let's see...
{Conchris pushes the red button, the screen shows some words which says "W1K1 |\/|00|\| co-ordinates accepted, transporting there via a plot hole"}
{The screen flashes and Conchris is outside the ship}
CONCHRIS: Wait? How did I get here?
OVERVOICE: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO MENTION THE PLOT HOLE!
CONCHRIS: Long time no hear!
OVERVOICE: Just...shut up.
CONCHRIS: Fine.
DEATH: I've been expecting you!
CONCHRIS: How did you know I was coming here?
DEATH: Erm... Plot hole?
CONCHRIS: Whatever...
DEATH: Fine, let's fight...FOR THE LAST TIME!
{Death grows into a giant, Conchris looks small compared to him}
CONCHRIS: That's not fair!
{Bubs pops up from the top of the screen}
BUBS: Being fair will be 20 Dollas!
CONCHRIS: Get outta here...
BUBS: Me leaving will be 50 Dollas!
CONCHRIS: Okay, fine...
{Conchris jumps up but gets punched by Death's fist, Conchris lands into the ground}
CONCHRIS: Ow... That's very unfair...
DEATH: {booming voice} HA HA HA HA! I AM INVINCIBLE!
{Forest jumps in}
FOREST: Shut up you big headed moron!
DEATH: Who says?
FOREST: I SAYS!
{Forest flies up to Death's face and kicks him, Death barely misses Forest with his punch, Conchris watches from a distance}
CONCHRIS: I think I should sneak back...
{Conchris sneaks off-screen, Death grabs him}
CONCHRIS: {To viewer} Well viewers, see you next email.
{Conchris gets dragged off-screen, screaming is heard then a blast fires and a giant THUMP, Conchris rolls back on-screen}
CONCHRIS: Ow... Now to get back...{extreme close-up on face} BY PLOT HOLE!
{Cut to the talk page}
CONCHRIS: That is the reason why I don't want to join that StrongBadian thingymajiggy.
FOREST: And that is the reason why you are a moron.
CONCHRIS: HEY!
{The paper comes down, with the words "Click here to email Conchris, OR ELSE!!!!!!!11"}
{After a while, Pom Pom shows up}
POM POM: {bubbles, subtitles appear "Why didn't you put me in any of your emails?}
CONCHRIS: Erm... Umm... RUN! {Conchris and Forest run off-screen}
POM POM: {bubbles and bounces off}
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Author's Comment
3/5 - Meh, I did better...