Difference between revisions of "Color Printer's E-mails/Grammar"

Latest revision as of 04:21, 2 June 2010

Summary

Color Printer gets an e-mail with bad grammar and spelling. He decides to show Anonymous contributer what it would be like without good grammar and spelling, so he uses Bitmap's Degrammifier to degrammify hrwiki.org.

Cast: Color Printer, Bitmap

Transcript

Color Printer: Coming in at number 18, it's...a CPemail! {pronouncues it...I have no clue how he pronounces it.}

Sup Color Printer,
How do you type with no boxing gloves on? HEHE!
Mak fun of tis non corectly speled email, plese. its fun to not be gramaticaly corect or spel corectly.
Your crap,
Anonymous contributer (not the one that sent to Strong Bad, his brother)

Color Printer: {reads e-mail, spells every word the way it is written} What the crap?!? {clears screen, starts typing} Okay, 1: I can type just fine. 2: You're e-mail is horrible! It's not fun to be grammaticaly incorrect or to spell incorrectly. Here, I'll show you. {stops typing} BITMAP-

Bitmap: {offscreen} Yes?

{zoom out. We Bitmap standing right next to CP.}

Color Printer: {startled} Aaah! {normal} You scared me. Anysways, I need-

Bitmap: {holds up a ray gun} -The Degrammifier!

Color Printer: Yeah, yeah. The Degammifier.

Bitmap: Degramifier.

Color Printer: Yeah, sure. Whatever. Listen, we need to show this Anonymous contributer guy what it would be like without good grammar and spelling.

Bitmap: You got it! So what should we degrammify?

Color Printer: How about...Hrwiki.org?

Bitmap: You got it!

{Color Printer brings up hrwiki.org in the internet browser}

Color Printer: I sure hope this works unlike your previous invention!

Bitmap: You mean...when I tried to make un-deviled eggs out of deviled eggs with my Decookifier?

Color Printer: Yeah, and it blew up. So instead, you got smoldering deviled eggs with burnt mushroom insides.

Bitmap: But they were GOOD smoldering deviled eggs!

Color Printer: Whatever. Fire the ray!

{Bitmap fires the ray gun at the computer. There is a green flash of light. When the light goes away, the text on the computer has bad grammar and spelling.}

Color Printer: Yes! Worked it has!

Bitmap: What you say?

Color Printer: {long pause, both are confused} Oh no! When the ray was fired by you...

Bitmap: ...Hrwiki.org effected got...

Color Printer: ...And did fanstuff.hrwiki.org...

Bitmap: ...And we are part of website...

Color Printer: ...SO WE GOT EFFECTED! Off it turn, it turn off!

Bitmap: {hits a button, a flash of red light happens, er, occurs}

Color Printer: Whew, glad that's over! We could have had bad grammar and poor spelling grades for the rest of our lives! {turns around, exits browser, brings up e-mail, starts typing} So today, we have learned two things. One: Without grammar and spelling, things could be CHAOTIC! Two: Bitmap makes bad inventions.

Bitmap: HEY!

{The Papr comes down. I mean, the paper. Gee, I'm starting to wonder if the ray shut off...}

Easter Eggs

• Click on "without grammar and spelling" to see hrwiki.org without good grammar or spelling.
• Click on "bad inventions" to see a recipe for un-deviled eggs.

Recipe:
Un-deviled eggs

Ingredients:
5 or more deviled eggs
Decookifier

Instructions:
Fire Decookifier at deviled eggs. NOTE: You may create smoldering deviled eggs filled with burnt insides instead of Un-deviled eggs.

Fun Facts

Umm...none?