Difference between revisions of "Color Printer's E-mails/End of Plot"

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Summary

Color Printer, Bitmap, and Holo escape from The Glitch's castle, stop The Homeschool Winner and Sir Strong Bad, unhypnotize the four 1936 Time Soldiers, save the current Time Soldiers, and reboot Number 4 all in one big finale! Note: If you were expecting an e-mail, TOO BAD!

Cast: Color Printer, Bitmap, Holo, 20X6 Coach Z, Sir Strong Bad, 1936 Time Soldiers, 2005 Time Soldiers, The Homeschool Winner, The Glitch, Brody, Number 4, Color Printer's Sister (easter egg)

Transcript

Color Printer: So let me get this straight...You were listening in on our rondevous with Sir Strong Bad.

Holo: Uh-huh.

Bitmap: After he sent us back to 2005, he took the Time Soldiers and himself back to 1936, where they could be out of the way so the 1936 Time Soldiers, The Homeschool Winner and Sir Strong Bad could go around and mess up time, all the while searching for Number 4.

Holo: Yep.

Color Printer: And The Glitch is helping Sir Strong Bad and The Homeschool Winner by taking US out of the way so we don't interfere.

Holo: That's the way I see it.

Bitmap: What about that big chicken?

Holo: Brody? I guess The Glitch hired him. I guess.

Color Printer: So how are we going to out of here?

Holo: {long pause before speaking} I'll get back to you on that.

Bitmap: Wait a minute...if you can't teleport things OUT of the cell...can you teleport other things INSIDE the cell?

Holo: Possibly. Why do you ask?

{Bitmap points (gestures?) over to a key hanging on a hook on the wall. A 20X6 version of Coach Z (a guard perhaps?) is sleeping nearby.}

Holo: Ohhh. {smiles} I'll try.

{Holo (successully!) teleports the key inside the cell.}

Color Printer: Alright!

{Holo unlocks the cell. He shuts the door and locks it back. He puts the key back on the hook.}

Holo: ...Hmm...{teleports 20X6 Coach Z inside the cell without waking him up}...That's better.

Color Printer: Come on, how are we going to get to 1936?

Holo: Don't worry! Not only can I teleport, but I can travel through time!

{CP, Bitmap, and Holo vanish in a flash of green light. Cut to 1936, outside a warehouse. The three appear in a flash of green light.}

Holo: Their hideout is in here!

{Cut to the inside. Sir Strong Bad is talking to the 1936 Time Soldiers, who are obviously hypnotized.}

Sir Strong Bad: So what should we steal first? {long pause, the hypnotized soldiers just drool} Come on, come on! Speak up! The pie's the limit!

1936 Time Soldier #1: {monotone voice} I like pie.

1936 Time Soldiers #2-4: {monotone voices} Pie good!

Sir Strong Bad: {sighs}

{CP, Bitmap, and Holo jump out}

Color Printer: Hello-

'Bitmap: Sir-

Holo: Strong Bad!

{Sir Strong Bad turns around, then freaks out.}

Sir Strong Bad: Time Soldiers, get them!

1936 Time Soldiers: Pie...pie...pie...pie...{keep repeating "pie"}

Sir Strong Bad: Arrgggh!!!!

{The screen scrolls to reveal the three 2005 Time Soldiers tied up.}

Holo: {offscreen} The Time Soldiers!

The Homeschool Winner: {offscreen} That is correct, Holo.

{The screen scrolls again to reveal The Homeschool Winner}

The Homeschool Winner: Then again, your great-grandfather was always the smart one. What was his name again? Foto?

Holo: That's correct. My dad did say, however, you were pretty smart too. But not as smart as-

The Homeschool Winner: Now, now, we wouldn't want to say anything we might regret, now would we? You see, make one wrong move, and I send your little Time Soldier dudes to the prehistoric times!

Holo: That can be arrange for YOU! {tries to teleport T.H.W., but he just glows and then turns normal} What?!? Why didn't it work?

The Homeschool Winner: Our powers are evenly matched. Teleportation-wise, anyway! {jumps up, when he lands, a red ripple goes across the floor. It knocks CP, Bitmap, and Holo on their backs.}

Bitmap: Ouch.

The Homeschool Winner: {laughs} The Glitch, you can come in, now!

{The Glitch enters in riding on Brody. He is holding the disabled body of Number 4.}

Color Printer, Bitmap, Holo, 2005 Time Soldiers: Number 4?!?!?!?!?

The Glitch: {in Cheatese} (Yes, Number 4! Or at least, his disabled body! Brody, down!)

{Brody lowers his head down. The Glitch jumps off.}

The Glitch: And now-

{Cut to a black screen that reads "Due to the fact that the following fight is too horrifying to put on a wiki page, this scene is missing." Cut back to the warehouse, where all 7 Time Soldiers are untied and unhypnotized. The Homeschool Winner, Sir Strong Bad, The Glitch, and Brody lay in a pile in the back of the room.}

Color Printer: We did it!

Time Soldier #2: Not quite!

Time Soldier #3: We still have to reboot Number 4!

Holo: {pointing to a button marked "Reboot"} Why not hit this button that says reboot?

Time Soldier #1: Works for me! {hits button}

{Time Soldier's LCD screen reads "REBOOTING..." Then it goes away, and Number 4 gets up}

Time Soldier #4: Eh....what happened?

Color Printer: Only our greatest adventure ever!'

{The screen fades to black and white. The Paper comes down reading "THE END!"}

Easter Eggs

• Click on "END" to see what Color Printer's Sister was doing at the time...

Easter Egg Transcript

{We see Color Printer's sister trying to break CP's piggy bank.}

Color Printer's Sister: Come on, break!!!!

Fun Facts

• Really, the plot is over. Sorry if I cut out the good stuff. :)