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Summary

Chaos tells a genie the things he would do with specific things, BELL-etes an email and Jhonka makes a dramatic return! All in one Email!

Cast(in order of appearence}: Chaos, Balcony Muppet 1, Im a bell, The Cheat, Balcony Muppet 2, Jhonka

Places: Chaos' Basement

Computer: BELL 2999

Date: November 14, 2007

Transcript

Email 1

CHAOS: If I had a penny for everything funny said or done on here, I'd owe you all $4.18.

{Cuts to Balcony Muppets from The Muppets}

BALCONY MUPPET 1: You got that right!

CHAOS: {Yelling} SHUT UP!

{cuts back to computer.}

CHAOS: Now, then.

{Types "[email protected]//Email", Email appears onscreen.}

Dear Chaos,

What would you do if you had won:
a million dollars,
1 wish for anything (except more wishes),
and a wii?
From,
Some genie dude {No, I'm not giving you this stuff}

{Clears screen}

CHAOS: {While typing} Well, the first thing I would do is throw away the Wii, or give it to charity. Because I hate Wiis.

IM A BELL: HEATHEN! BURN HIM! BURN HIM WITH FIRE! {starts spewing unintelligible gibberish}

{The Cheat drags Bell away}

{Clears screen}

CHAOS: {While typing} With the Million dollars, I would most likely but a condo. Because 1: I like condos. 2: I like Money, but condos more. And 3: I can pay for back rent.

{Clears screen}

CHAOS: {While typing} And with my wish, I would wish for ten thousand Dollars, because then I could put that into the overall money I have to pay for the Back rent. Well, that was quick. I guess I'm gonna do something incredibly daring. I'm going to...Check another Email! {Dramatic music plays}

Email 2

{Clears screen, then types "[email protected]//Email", another email appears onscreen.}

Dear Chaos,

EWFRTYNM67I5N7JRITRKJ THIS IS A VIRUS
The Virus maker
Atachment: milkandcheese_virus.exe

{Clears screen}

CHAOS: {While typing} While, that can't be good. But I have one thing to say. D....De....Del..Dele...no...BELL-ETED!

BELL-2999-LETED!!!!!
Ha-ha, ha!
Virus is dumb

{Clears screen}

CHAOS: Hmm. Well, now. What should I do with my free time?

BALCONY MUPPET 2: End the show now!

CHAOS: Shut up!

CHAOS: Maybe The Cheat wants to do something. {Pulls out cell phone and calls The Cheat}

CHAOS: Hey, The Cheat? Do you have anything you want/need to do? No? Oh, well. See you later! {hangs up cell phone and throws it against the wall}

CHAOS: Maybe a third Email checking is in order. Hmm.... I guess. {Dramatic music plays again, with a more intense sound}

Email 3

{Types ""[email protected]//Email", a third email appears onscreen.}

Dear Chaos,

What ever happened to Jhonka
Upon his rescue by you and The Cheat?
-This guy....Who isn't...Heian.

{Clears screen}

CHAOS: Good question, Guy. I haven't seen him! I think he left for law school the day after me and The Cheat rescued him. Oh, well. {re-assembles cell phone} I guess I have something Else to do now! {Presses Cell phone} Hello ,The Cheat? We have a job to do! {hangs up cell phone, than throws it again.}

{The Cheat appears onscreen.}

THE CHEAT: {Cheat noises}

CHAOS: {Hops off of chair} Let's go! {turns around, and sees Jhonka , in a suit and tie.} Woah! Smart looking-Jhonka! Dah!

JHONKA: Oh, hello Chaos. I wonder where you were. Look! I go through law school!

CHAOS: In 8 weeks?

JHONKA: Teacher say I'm really smart. Look! {Pulls out diploma} Got Diploma to prove it, too!

CHAOS: {Sarcastically} Goodie-Goodie-Gumdrops. {Normally} Now, what're you doing back here?

JHONKA: Come to sue Bubs for what he did to me. Why?

CHAOS: Oh, that makes sense. Well, I have full support for you, and I'll hope to make it on the jury!

JHONKA: Good luck. It tough to do that.

CHAOS: You wanna know what else is amazing? You can speak better now.

THE CHEAT: {Cheat noises}

JHONKA: Thank You, Cheat. I will! {walks offscreen}

CHAOS: What'd you tell him?

THE CHEAT: {Cheat noises}

CHAOS: WOW! well, I better finish the email up. Seeya!

{The Cheat pans offscreen, and Chaos sits back down at the computer.}

CHAOS: {While typing} There you have it Genie, Virus Maker, and Guy! I answered 3 different things that you all wouldn't stop bugging me about. Enjoy your week, everyone!

THE END!