Ben and Alex visit The United States of America/California

In this episode, Ben and Alex find themselves in California, facing up to surfer dudes, hollywood, and horrible earthquakes, while even having an encounter with none other than Richard Nixon himself.

Special Guest Appearances: Sirrus and Dane!!

Transcript

{Ben and Alex touch down in sunny San Francisc-}

ALEX: ben that's the gay capital of the world

{Ben and Alex touch down in Los Angeles airport, ready to shake and rumble}

BEN: did you remember your sun tan lotion. also steroids

ALEX: How can I forget steroids, i AM STEROIDS

{Alex has a herculean physique and tiny balls}

BEN: dude i can't imagine that being healthy for y-..

{Alex picks Ben up and smashes him into the ground}

ALEX: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WHOREMONGERING BASTARD I WILL FUCKING SHRED YOUR BODY FROM LIMB TO LIMB AND I WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT TURDFUCKING JABRONI HOLY FUCKING DICKSUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK BITCH I AM GOING TO DESTROY YOU AND DESTROY EVERYTHING YOU LOVE IN LIFE YOU DISGUSTING AWFUL CRETIN FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

BEN: alex stop pmsing

{Alex calms down}

ALEX: ...Sorry about that, I get a little on edge sometimes.

{Ben and Alex take a walk down to muscle beach}

JOCK COOLGUY: Yo, totally, dude, totally, yeah! Hollywood! Welcome to Cali, brother! Totally!

BEN: Hello, we were wondering-

JOCK COOLGUY: Woaaah, totally, check out the British dudes here!! Totally! Should have totaled from your lack of a tan, brother!

ALEX: Yeah, hi, we

JOCK COOLGUY: Come on brother, arm wrestle! Totally!

BEN: alex you do it you are captain roids

{Alex and Jock prepare to arm wrestle it out}