Ben and Alex visit The United States of America/Arizona

nicholas cage

Transcript

{Ben and Alex touch down in Phoenix Airport}

BEN: Phoenix you know it's funny because we're like PHOENIXES we have BEEN REBORN

ALEX: ben what are you talking about

BEN: I don't honestly know. anyway my travel guide says the only thing in arizona is some canyon

ALEX: god damn is it hot in here or is it hot in here

BEN: it's pretty hot in here

ALEX: well we're in the desert, i guess it's natural to be hot around here

BEN: you know what we should do

ALEX: what ben

{ben rips all his clothes off}

BEN: take off our clothes

ALEX: ben no!!!!

{It was too late. Ben had already taken his clothes off and begun streaking around the airport. Alex was powerless to stop him as he ran throughout the terminals, letting his british dingle free like dust in the wind}