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| + | '''NATIVE AMERICAN:''' You two are from Great Britain, am I right? | ||
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| + | '''ALEX:''' Why yes, yes we are. | ||
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| + | '''NATIVE AMERICAN:''' Splendid. Let us show you around our home. | ||
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| + | ''{The Native American guides Alex and Ben to a reservation, which is in fact a giant casino}'' | ||
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| + | '''BEN:''' Wow, such rich and beautiful culture | ||
Revision as of 16:54, 6 September 2013
nicholas cage
Transcript
{Ben and Alex touch down in Phoenix Airport}
BEN: Phoenix you know it's funny because we're like PHOENIXES we have BEEN REBORN
ALEX: ben what are you talking about
BEN: I don't honestly know. anyway my travel guide says the only thing in arizona is some canyon
ALEX: god damn is it hot in here or is it hot in here
BEN: it's pretty hot in here
ALEX: well we're in the desert, i guess it's natural to be hot around here
BEN: you know what we should do
ALEX: what ben
{ben rips all his clothes off}
BEN: take off our clothes
ALEX: ben no!!!!
{It was too late. Ben had already taken his clothes off and begun streaking around the airport. Alex was powerless to stop him as he ran throughout the terminals, letting his british dingle free like dust in the wind}
BEN: THE BRITISH EMPIRE SHALL RISE AGAIN
{two hours and one felony later, ben is sitting in county jail for indecent exposure. The prison guard walks up to the doors and opens them.}
PRISON GUARD: Yer' free, bud.
BEN: Who bailed me out?
PRISON GUARD: Your friend did.
{Alex comes from behind the prison guard. Ben is so happy that he strips naked again and begins to run around the police station. Two hours and another felony later.}
PRISON GUARD: He paid bail again.
BEN: Oh Alex!!
ALEX: Just get the hell out of there before you decide to break the law again
BEN: Okee.
{Ben carries around a large and threatening weapon that is not his dick. the guards don't seem to mind}
ALEX: So, the Grand Canyon. Let's look around.
{The Grand Canyon}
ALEX: And that's why caribou are the best.
{Ben and Alex run into a native american}
NATIVE AMERICAN: Hello, my friend. We wish peace and harmony and hair braiding.
BEN: alex are these indians red dot or woo woo
ALEX: woo woo, ben
NATIVE AMERICAN: You two are from Great Britain, am I right?
ALEX: Why yes, yes we are.
NATIVE AMERICAN: Splendid. Let us show you around our home.
{The Native American guides Alex and Ben to a reservation, which is in fact a giant casino}
BEN: Wow, such rich and beautiful culture
