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Barry Bird Emails/frenchman
summary: Barry Bird winks at a frenchman.
CAST: Barry Bird, Boss Boo, Frenchman
Scene: Computer Room
Page Title: Compyman
Date: June 10, 2011
Transcript
BARRY: {while typing "barrybirdemails.exe"} Well looky here, got an email to catch.
Subject: NOStop winking at me, you oversexed frenchman!
Mrs. Peacock
BARRY: {types} wait, who's a frenchman? In fact, what's a frenchman?
FRENCHMAN: {comes in the screen} Who are you talk about zee frenchman, Jerry Lewis?
BARRY: Um, hi? I was about to get back to work.
FRENCHMAN: Have you been using the email like a dog?
BARRY: No, why?
FRENCHMAN: because you've been talking crap about zee internet und zee lives of us.
BARRY: First of all, you have a French accent. I mean, really, can you at least talk clearly. Second of all, how am I talking crap to "zee" internet?
FRENCHMAN: Because you are zee bad boy on zee internet!
BARRY: Um, is that sex talk or is this an insult?
FRENCHMAN: It does not matter, zee life of breadstick is counting on ye.
BARRY: Please get away from me. {runs away out of the screen}
FRENCHMAN: Come back. I want to talk to ye.
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