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summary: The lost episode features Barry Bird in his self-righteous suicide. Contains horror elements not suited for +13. Viewer discretion is STRONGLY advised. You have been warned.
CAST: Barry Bird
Scene: Computer Room
Page Title: Compyman
Date: November 7, 2015
Transcript
BARRY BIRD: {typing "barrybirdemails.exe" while singing} Check emails! Check emails inside! I can't emails! Check emails inside! Save me! Send me stuff and save me from the dark!
Subject: HelloHow's it goin' Barry,
I'm a hippie, and I'm interested to hear
about your thoughts on the upcoming Woodstock
concert coming up next year.
Thanks,
Joel
BARRY: Okay, first problem, your name doesn't sound {ahem} groovy {pause} as a hippie name. Shouldn't it be Joey? {replaces Joel's L with a Y} And what the hell is up with "thanks?" What ever happened to {replaces "thanks" with} peace, or {replaces "peace" with} recycle, or {replaces "recycle" with} how ba-a-a-ad can I be? Heh, you call yourself a hippie? Let me just say, FUCK HIPPIES! THEY DESERVE TO-
{scene cuts to the words saying, "CENSORED BY THE FCC, MUTHAFUCKAZ!"}
Easter Egg
- At the end, click on "MUTHAFUCKAZ" to see an extra scene.
Transcript
{scene cuts to a press conference with Barry Bird and Really Reilly}
ANNOUNCER: Mr. Barry Bird. Can you explain how your episode was so offensive that it drove America to tears.
BARRY: {breathes, then pauses for 2 seconds} Hang on.
REALLY REILLY: {whispers to Barry's ear}
BARRY: Um... {clears throat} U fockin' wot m8?
{crowd gasps}
ANNOUNCER: Well I don't believe it. Tweets have been buzzing on this response to the most tragic email of the year!
HAYLEY SMITH: {offscreen} Even I'm shocked to hear that shit!
{the paper comes down}
Fun Facts
- This could be a direct ripoff of the lost Strong Bad Email.
- The intro song is a parody of wikipedia:Bring Me to Life by Evanescence
- Woodstock is a concert and gathering for the hippie demographic.
- There is no Woodstock concert in 2016. I mean, we all know how Woodstock '99 happened, amirite?
- How Bad Can I Be is one of the musical numbers used in the 2012 animated film adaptation of The Lorax
- Hayley Smith is a 19-year-old liberal hippie daughter of Stan in the TV show, American Dad!.
- She's also my waifu. No joke!
