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Pear (Pyrus sapiens)

The Pear is a sapient fruit of the planet Fruitopia. This particular species of fruit enjoys eating Bubbleberries and Herriberries. This Pear is known as Pear--as are every other member of the species.

Not to be confused with Pear, the hero of his own game.

Chat

{The Pear hops around in its habitat, eating the Herriberries on the tree situated there.}

SEPHIROTH: Ooh! A pear. I've never seen one so close...

LEMON: Hey! Eat this! {throws a book in there}

{The Pear takes the book and starts reading it.}

PEAR: (Interesting.)

LEMON: Okay, Pear, now you know about advance calculus!

IM A BELL:{throws a large book labeled "The Complete Douglas Adams" to Pear} Read this when you're done with that one!

PEAR: (Read it already.)

IM A BELL: ...You're a pretty fast reader.

{Conchris walks in and looks at the pear}

CONCHRIS: Oh cool! A pear! I've read about them once in the intergalactic newspaper. I think it was about a Pear that had saved Peartopia... of course, I could be wrong, considering the hundred other murder stories in there have stupidly large texts.

PEAR: (No, sorry. You're thinking of Pear. I'm Pear.)

MARISSA: So, if you can make fruit come to life, can you help me with my more mangosteen fruit strike? {holds up a barrel filled with mangosteen fruits}