Wiki Fortress

WIKI FORTRESS
By Homestar tiger^Geronimo!

Commercial

{Black. The music "Stop the Rock" is starting. Fade in to the bottom of a large building, with a garage door. It opens up. Suddenly, TheStick, dressed up as a red Heavy and holding a USB Stick Minigun, runs in from it.}

RED THESTICK HEAVY: LET'S GET 'EM, FRIENDS!

{Shadow Scythe, dressed as a red Pyro and holding a Flamethrower, runs in from an alley.}

RED SHADOW SCYTHE PYRO: {Muffled Cheering}

{Badstar, dressed as a red Soldier, runs in from a doorway on a building, wielding a Rocket launcher.}

RED BADSTAR SOLDIER: Prepare to fight, maggots!

{20eric08, dressed as a red Engineer and grasping a wrench, comes in from an alley.}

RED 20ERIC08 ENGINEER: Get ready for ownage!

{Super Sam, dressed as a red Sniper with a sniper rifle, jumps down from the awning of a building.}

RED SUPER SAM SNIPER: Click-click, bang!

{TheDenzel, dressed as a red Spy, suddenly appears by turning off his cloaking device. He is holding a butterfly knife.}

RED THEDENZEL SPY: Gentlemen.

{Sephiroth, dressed as a red Demoman, walks in from the front of the screen with his gernade launcher.}

RED SEPHIROTH DEMOMAN: Let's do it!

{Shwoo runs in dressed as a red Medic, and she is holding the medigun.}

RED SHWOO MEDIC: The doctor is ready to operate!

{Homestar tiger, dressed as a red Scout and holding one of Shwoo's Pretzel Sticks, charges in and races to the front of the mob.}

RED HOMESTAR TIGER SCOUT: Play ball!

{The Red Homestar tiger Scout races up and hits the screen. It goes black. This Shows up:}

WIKI FORTRESS
Coming Soon

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