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The World's Greatest/86
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ho ho ho. santa quit being so misogynistic.
Transcript
{Open to the two}
HENRY: Quint, tell me a story.
QUINT: A man fucks a Gregs pasty. His dick gets superpowers.
HENRY: How very vulgar, Quint.
QUINT: I'm sorry. It's just something I read on the internet.
HENRY: But Quint, we don't even get wi-fi!
HENRY: Also, it's 1972.
QUINT: Groovy, funky.
HENRY: Why are we in 1972. Quint what did you do.
QUINT: I did what I had to do. For my country.
HENRY: Which is?
QUINT: The year 1972. My entire country is stuck in suspended animation there. Please help us.
{Short pause}
HENRY: Looks like Grandpa's off his meds again!!
{Laugh track. Quint talks as everyone laughs over him}
QUINT: no please im in great danger
{The laugh gets louder}
{End}
