TheDenzel's Interview Show/Original Badstar

TheDenzel's Interview with Badstar

THEDENZEL: {singing} Welcome one and all to TheDenzel's Interview Show. Each day we do something that's really cool. So stay tuned, to see what happens next. On TheDenzel's Interview Show. {stops singing} Man! We really need to get a better theme song! Anyway, today's interview is with Badstar. Welcome Badstar!

BADSTAR: Thanks, TheDenzel. I'm really glad to be here today!

THEDENZEL: Let's start off with talking about your new email show. Fake Character Email Pter. Wait, isn't Pter Cyrus' character?

BADSTAR: Yes, but Cyrus gave me the permission to use him.

THEDENZEL: Cool. That was nice of him. The email show seems very new. Anything we can except from it?

BADSTAR: In season 2, Pter wil decide to check emails on the road and he ends up having no idea where he is and there will be alot of danger.

THEDENZEL: Any hints on how it's gonna end?

BADSTAR: Only one: Hotel

THEDENZEL: Sooo. What? Pter's gonna find a hotel?

BADSTAR: Maybe. Maybe not.

THEDENZEL: Changin pace here, is there anything else that you do on this fair wiki?

BADSTAR: I LIKE PICKLES!!!!!

THEDENZEL: Excuse me?

BADSTAR: Sorry. I was trying to be funny.

THEDENZEL: No, I wasn't mad! Why do you like pickles so much?

BADSTAR: They're just good.

THEDENZEL: Okay. What else do you do on the wiki?

BADSTAR: I own a wiki newspaper called the awesome times, homeschool winner answering machine, the drive thru whale's blog and an interactive game called fanstuff wiki island.

THEDENZEL: Which one is your favorite?

BADSTAR: Fanstuff Wiki Island. It has'nt started yet, but I already know its going to be great.

THEDENZEL: What can we expect from it?

BADSTAR: Uhhhhhh......the plot?

THEDENZEL: Yah. What's it gonna be like?

BADSTAR: In the game, 11 users on the Homestar Runner Fanstuff wiki {Including me.} win a cruise with every single character on the site. but, unfourtanteley, The ship crashes and everybody gets stranded on an island.

THEDENZEL: So. It's kinda like Lost/Survivor?

BADSTAR: I really would'nt know because i'm only eleven and I have'nt watched any of those shows.

THEDENZEL: What are some of your favorite shows?

BADSTAR: My most favorite show is foster's home for imaginary friends.

THEDENZEL: Why is that?

BADSTAR: The plot of the show is just classic and original.

THEDENZEL: Which character is your favorite?

BADSTAR: I am not saying because I doubt that you have ever heard of this show.

THEDENZEL: I have too! There's that Blue guy named Blue and Mac, and that bird thing that lays eggs all the time, and the tall red guy, and the purple guy with the big teeth, and the old grandma, and the sophisticated rabbit man! I've seen it! Who's your favorite?

BADSTAR: Oh. Sorry about that. So, anyway, my favorite character is Wilt. You know, the tall red guy? I don't know why he is my favorite. He just is.

THEDENZEL: What else do you like outside the wiki?

BADSTAR: I like to eat.

THEDENZEL: What's your favorite thing to eat?

BADSTAR: I REALLY love almost all food.

THEDENZEL: But which one do you love the most?

BADSTAR: Asparugus.

THEDENZEL: Are you serious?

BADSTAR: Uhhhhhhhhh.....Yeah.

THEDENZEL: {pauses} Why?

BADSTAR: It's just good.

THEDENZEL: Okay then. I hate asparagus. Well, we're almost finished up here. Would you like to give any closing comments?

BADSTAR: Yes. Everybody please email Pter. Oh, and also, keep an eye out for my upcoming fan fiction, Homestar Runner:The Movie.

THEDENZEL: Wow! I'm making one of those too! Good luck with it! Anyway, you've been a great interview today, Badstar. {shakes his hand} {to audience} TheDenzel's Interview Show is taped in front of a live studio audience at Universal Theaters, Florida! Oh wait. No it's not. Who knows where it's taped. Oh well. Good night everybody.

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