RiffText/TheWorld'sGreatest/The World's Greatest/18

Does anybody even read these

NOXIGAR: I read them, and I keep asking myself "Why?" whenever I do.

Transcript

{Open to the two}

HENRY: Hey, Quint?

QUINT: Yeah?

HENRY: I need to ask you something.

QUINT: About what?

HENRY: About a girl.

QUINT: Oh, easy, just offer her a couple of berries.

HENRY: Well, Quint, she's not a koala bear.

NOXIGAR: In before...

QUINT: She is.

NOXIGAR: Okay, thank you Quint for making the shitty twist happen.

HENRY: What?

QUINT: Yeah, she is.

{Pause}

HENRY: Oh shit.

{End}

NOXIGAR: I would rather see Rosemary or JohnRoxy fanfiction, from Homestuck, than read this episode ever again.

NOXIGAR: Because then there'd be actual effort, even if it's going in a direction that's inherently stupid, as opposed to Strong Intelligent not trying at all.

NOXIGAR: And I know for a fact Strong Intelligent can write competently, which is the entire reason why I'm lambasting this piece of ass. Because Strong Intelligent isn't trying at all, I am compelled to want to smack him.