RiffText/RTOD/Dangerous Quest/Characters

Major

Winnie the Pooh

LEMON: ... This makes this break 1.6. A LOT.

NAMINE: The last time someone cared about the rules, they got turned into a villain (Homsar44withpie).

LIGHTNING GUY: Explain why I shouldn't call everyone and have you sued and ridiculed out of existence?

NOXIGAR: Waste of money.

He'll kill you.

LIGHTNING GUY: Is that your reason?

NOXIGAR: No, that's his character trait.

The Pope

LIGHTNING GUY: That thing makes lolcats look good.
LEMON: You see what I meant?

Happycat was next in line.

LEMON: For going down.

Axel Steel

RAWK!

LIGHTNING GUY: Spelling "rock" wrong does not make the image cooler. In fact, it does the exact opposite.

Alien Meowth

LIGHTNING GUY: That is the second or third

NOXIGAR: Can't decide?

most ungodly thing I've ever seen.

OWEEEEEEEEEEE-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-ooooooooooooooooooooooo!

LEMON: Are you hurt? Well, I sure am hurt.

Minor

The Reverend Horton Heat

LEMON: OH MY GOSH NO.

IT'S A PSYCHOBILLY FREAKOUT!!!

LEMON: Saying this still isn't cool.

NAMINE: My head hurts from Dangerous Quest itself.

NOXIGAR: Yeah, mine, too. Luckily, this bollocks was short. Kind of why I didn't go after it myself, actually.
NAMINE: Didn't you initially just focus on works that Chwoka and co. made?
NOXIGAR: To teach them a lesson. I also went after other works to try and be a little less biased.
NAMINE: Less biased? How?
NOXIGAR: Imagine if I went after more of Lex's works.
NAMINE: I actually don't.
NOXIGAR: Fine, fine. What matters is that Lemon was only sort of okay at this.

NAMINE: By "this," you mean "riffing," right?