RiffText/RTOD/Adventures of Yobnaf/India

You start in North Dehli. Your goal is South Dehli.

LIGHTNING GUY: Um, Dehli? I think you mean Delhi, kid. Deli is meat.

NOXIGAR: I'm pretty sure he could've just ended at the spelling correction. Now he's just being culturally insensitive over nomenclature.

Are you saying we're going to travel through meat? That's sick!

NOXIGAR: If by sick you mean awesome...

NAMINE: I don't personally think it's as awesome as you might theorize it to be.
{Short pause}

NOXIGAR: Yeah, it actually sounds uncool.

Don't you care about the vegetarian players?

BOSS: Tnahpele

LIGHTNING GUY: Oh no, it's a backwards word. I wonder what it's attack is? Poop? Water?

UNLOCKED POWER: Peanut Burp

LIGHTNING GUY: HAHAHA PEANUT BURP. THAT BETTER COME WITH AN "EXCUSE ME" FUNCTION, MISTER.

Cutscene

{Yobnaf is on a plane to Asia. He is humming When I Come Around}

LIGHTNING GUY: Don't tell me. That's a song by "Green Day".

NOXIGAR: It is.

I thought so. What's it about?

NOXIGAR: It's a break-up song; that, or a rejection song. It's kind of hard to tell, sometimes.

Ways to travel other than by car?

YOBNAF: So... Bored.... Ate to much Peanuts...

LIGHTNING GUY: How do those things come together at all?

NAMINE: Have you never eaten out of boredom?

{Suddenly, the plane crashes in India}

YOBNAF: I knew this was going to happen.

LIGHTNING GUY: Then why did you take the flight?! You wanted to commit suicide? Oh, this was the shortest cutscene I've ever seen. Pun not intended.

NOXIGAR: Wait, there was a pun?