RiffText/FHWTF

SIRRUS: Hello, everybody!
VENTIN: 'Sup.
SIRRUS: We are here because some unfunny god wants us to boringly mock some dumb fiction some kid wrote. Enjoy?

WARNING: Rated R For Randomness. Those With A Weak Heart Should Leave, Asplode, Eat A Stronger Heart, Or All Of The Above.

Basic Plot

"Fuji Hachi: What The Frag" is a Fanfic Representation of A Otaku

VENTIN: an

Manga I am working on called (of course) "Fuji Hachi". "Fuji Hachi" follows two immortal beings; Fuji Hachi and Keitohu (pronounced "Keh-ee-toh-hoo" and, YES it's based off my real name. That's why I'm not giving out his last name). They battle various villains, like Spideroc ("spai-dur-ohk")Kyo-ki (means "insanity") Kumo (means "spider"), a strange man who's connections to the story will be explained soon.

VENTIN: What the fuck is with all this fucking capitalization that doesn't belong here? The fuck?

Chapters

• Chapter 0: Prologue
• Chapter 1: "What do you MEAN I'm not seen first?!"
• Chapter 2: The Battel Commences

VENTIN: battle