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Fight for Glory and Honor
SUPPORT THE EMPIRE TODAY!
Comrades, Members of the Empire, supporters and allies, men and women workers, men and women collective farmers, intellectuals, brothers and sisters in the enemy rear who have temporarily fallen under the yoke of Strong Intelligent's army of arrogance, our glorious men and women guerrillas who are disrupting the rear of the invaders!
The enemy calculated that our army would be dispersed at the very first blow and that the empire would forced to its knees. But, the enemy wholly miscalculated. Despite the temporary reverses that lasted just over four minutes, our army and our navy are bravely fighting off enemy attacks along the whole front, inflicting heavy losses, while The Empire – the whole Empire – has organized itself into a single fighting camp in order, jointly with our army and navy, to rout the Beanie Cap invaders.
There was a time when the Wiki User Wiki was in a still more difficult position. Recall the year 2010, where we had barely any activity whatsoever. Every week, we waited, checking the recent changes for activity, only to find that there was none. Every couple of months, there was a short spike of activity, but on the whole, there was nought. We had no allies, we had no leader – we were in a state of total chaos - and we experienced a shortage of bread, a shortage of arms, a shortage of equipment.
But we did not become despondent or downhearted. In the midst of the non-activity, I stepped forward and took charge. I created the Empire and brought activity back. The spirit of the great HRFWiki inspired us at that time, for the drought that was brought upon by the Purge.
And what happened? We started to rebuild what was beautiful again. We went from an empty shell of our former selves, and we turned around. We became more prosperous than we ever had been!
Today, we are in a far better position then it was a couple of years ago. Today it is many times richer in industry, food and raw materials. Today we have allies who jointly with us form a united front against the barbaric invaders. Today we have a splendid army and navy, defending the freedom and independence of our nation with their lives. Contrary to what that phillistine claims, we experience no serious shortage either of food or of arms or equipment.
Our whole nation, all the peoples of The Empire, are backing our army and navy, helping them smash the invader hordes. Our reserves in manpower are inexhaustible. The spirit of the Great HRFWiki inspires us for our Patriotic War today as it did a couple of years ago.
Is it possible, then, to doubt that we can and must gain victory over the Beanie Cap invaders? The enemy is not as strong as some terror-stricken pseudo-intellectuals picture him. The devil is not as terrible as he is painted. Who can deny that our Imperial Army has more than once put the much-vaunted barbarian troops to panicky flight?
Hunger and poverty reign in Strong Intelligent's camps. The invaders are straining their last resources. There is no doubt that Strong Intelligent cannot keep up such an effort for any long time.
Comrades, Imperial Army and Imperial Navy men, commanders and political instructors, men and women guerrillas!
The whole website is looking to you as a force capable of destroying the brigand forces of Strong Intelligent and his invaders.
Be worthy of this mission! The war that you are waging is a war of honor and dignity, a just war. Let the support of the Empire inspire you during this war!
Let the victorious banner of the great HRFWiki fly over your heads! Utter destruction to Strong Intelligent's invaders! Death to the armies of aggression! Long live our glorious Empire, her freedom and independence! The flames of the dragon burn brightly, and they will lead us onward to victory!
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- The B.U.T.T. is always with you. Lucian Summers
18:10, 18 May 2012 (UTC) - THE GLORIOUS TVB REPUBLIC 20:10, 18 May 2012 (UTC)
- The Resistance has clearly, to use the technical term, gone freakin' insane.
talk 00:45, 20 May 2012 (UTC)
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