Conshow/Missing Scripts/Episode 9

Summary

I somehow trashed this one because I was lazy. This may get a comeback if I decide to rewrite episode 9.

‘’The kids from Episode 5 are back! They want revenge because Chrionroar ruined 
their winning spree by destroying their boat! How they do it? They challenge him to a kid’s race, will Chrionroar win?’’
== Transcript ==
‘’{Open to a house, several kids are crowded around a table}’’
‘’’KID #1:’’’ You didn’t win the sailing competition?!
‘’’SAILOR KID:’’’ ‘’{stutters}’’ I-uh... Umm... I...
‘’’KID #1:’’’ Enough, who did this? Who beat you?
‘’’SAILOR KID:’’’ Some weirdo...
‘’’KID #1:’’’ I think I know who he is.
‘’{Intro sequence}’’
‘’{Cut to Conchris’ house}’’
‘’’CONCHRIS:’’’ Another boring day involving Boring McBorington!
‘’{Doorbell rings, Conchris opens the door to reveal a rather rich looking man at the door}’’
‘’’BORING MCBORINGTON:’’’ I say, this place is rather lively. Don’t you think you should make it plainer for my tastes?
‘’{Conchris stares at Boring McBorington angrily}’’
‘’’CONCHRIS:’’’ NO! ‘’{slams door}’’
‘’{Cieeia gets up from off the floor and yawns}’’
‘’’CIEEIA:’’’ What happened?
‘’’CONCHRIS:’’’ Cieeia, what were you doing sleeping on the floor?
‘’’CIEEIA:’’’ Oh, remember Episode 2?
‘’’CONCHRIS:’’’ I don’t think so...
‘’’CIEEIA:’’’ Yeah, I think Chrionroar ate my bed.
‘’’CONCHRIS:’’’ Well that’s just great.
‘’{Cruroar walks in holding a cup of coffee}’’
‘’’CRUROAR:’’’ Huh, I never really noticed.
‘’’CONCHRIS:’’’ You drink coffee?
‘’’CRUROAR:’’’ Yeah, I think that’s a common character trait that all straight guys carry.
‘’’CONCHRIS:’’’ It’s a common character trait that your mom carries! Ha ha ha! ‘’{tinned laughter is heard}’’
‘’{Cruroar and Cieeia look around to find the source of the laughter}’’
‘’’CRUROAR:’’’ Dude. Where’d that laughter come from?
‘’’CONCHRIS:’’’ I bought it off of someone for like $100. He said that it was the cheapest on the market!
‘’’CIEEIA:’’’ So now we have an audience watching us?!
‘’{Nervous tinned laughter from the invisible audience}’’
‘’’CONCHRIS:’’’ Oh go to hell.
‘’{The laughter from the audience becomes loud though still tinny}’’
‘’{Forest bursts in and shoots the screen, the laughter stops}’’
‘’’CONCHRIS:’’’ Wow, what a way to waste $100, Forest!
‘’’FOREST:’’’ Sorry, but I can’t have an audience that won’t take me seriously.
‘’’CONCHRIS:’’’ We were about to end this season with a bang!
‘’’CIEEIA:’’’ Uh... That’s next episode.
‘’’CONCHRIS:’’’ Whatever... Umm... was the kids supposed to burst in and raid this house?
‘’{Another knock on the door is heard, Forest opens it, revealing six kids, one of them is wearing a leader’s uniform}’’
‘’’FOREST:’’’ What do you pathetic wastes of life want?!
‘’’KID #5:’’’ We’re here to get revenge!
‘’’KID #3:’’’ Yeah! Revenge, lady!
‘’’FOREST:’’’ I suppose that could acceptable if you were to get revenge because the king of idiots, known as Chrionroar, was here and somehow ruined your reputation in some kind of contest.
‘’’LEADER KID:’’’ We know he’s here! Now open up!
‘’{The kids pushes Forest away from the door and go inside, they look around the place before finding Chrionroar in the cupboard in the kitchen, eating kibble}’’
‘’’CHRIONROAR:’’’ What’d I do officer?
‘’{Cut to the streets, the kids slowly take Chrionroar away}’’
‘’’CHRIONROAR:’’’ Yay! I’m being adopted!
‘’’CONCHRIS:’’’ Okay, have fun.
‘’’CIEEIA:’’’ You’re just going to let him get kidnapped?
‘’’CONCHRIS:’’’ Yeah, I mean he is the king of the beavers after all, you know? The creatures that somehow gather wood for gosh knows what.
‘’{Cut to a wooden bridge, Chrionroar is sitting on a throne made of wood whilst the beavers scuttle about}’’
‘’’CHRIONROAR:’’’ I ARE BEAVER KING!
‘’{Cut back to the streets}’’
‘’’CRUROAR:’’’ Don’t you think that it’s bad to let someone you know get kidnapped?
‘’’CONCHRIS:’’’ Nah.
‘’’CRUROAR:’’’ I hate you.
‘’{Cut to the stadium, the kids throw Chrionroar onto the ground}’’
‘’’KID #3:’’’ Okay, mister! Start talking! ‘’{climbs up onto a box and clutches Chrionroar by the collar}’’ Where’s Metal Gear?!
‘’’CHRIONROAR:’’’ Metals of Gears?!
‘’’KID #2:’’’ Come on man! You’re not Solid Snake!
‘’{Kid #3 puts on a bandana and suddenly grows a goatee}’’
‘’’KID #3:’’’ Metal Gear!
‘’{The kid wearing a leader’s uniform pushes the kid wearing the bandana out of the way}’’
‘’’CHRIONROAR:’’’ Who are you?
‘’’LEADER KID:’’’ I am the leader of the kids! Or you could just call me... Nick...
‘’’CHRIONROAR:’’’ Genaric name?!
‘’’NICK:’’’ Yeah... But anyway, you ruined our gang’s reputation! Now you have to pay... ‘’{draws out a knife}’’ IN BLOOD!
‘’{Chrionroar eats the knife}’’
‘’’CHRIONROAR:’’’ Yum! Tastes like bloody goodness!
‘’’NICK:’’’ Darn it... Anyway, I want to challenge you to the ever so classic Kid’s Race.
‘’’CHRIONROAR:’’’ A RACE?! I LIKES RACE!
‘’’NICK:’’’ If you win, you get your freedom.
‘’’CHRIONROAR:’’’ Like freedom fridge?!
‘’’NICK:’’’ Yes, yes. But if we win, you’ll have to give up all of your possessions!
‘’’CHRIONROAR:’’’ Not even...?
‘’’NICK:’’’ Not even your stash of signs!
‘’’CHRIONROAR:’’’ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
‘’’NICK:’’’ Now, run along. We got a race to win!
‘’{The kids pick up Chrionroar and throw him out of the stadium with a catapult, Chrionroar lands on Aria in the Streets}’’
‘’’ARIA:’’’ OW! WATCH WHERE YOU’RE FLYING!
‘’{Chrionroar gets up and brushes himself off, he somehow has a top hat on}’’
‘’’CHRIONROAR:’’’ I are sorry!
‘’’ARIA:’’’ Well, you’d better be!
‘’{Aria grabs Chrionroar by the collar and looks at him sternly}’’
‘’’ARIA:’’’ Or else!
‘’’CHRIONROAR:’’’ I loves the else!
‘’’ARIA:’’’ Huh? You’re confusing me, so I’m going to throw you into this tree.
‘’{Aria throws Chrionroar into the tree, Chrionroar comes out with his mouthful of chestnuts}’’
‘’’CHRIONROAR:’’’ ‘’{muffled}’’ Mouthful of good!
‘’{Cut to Conchris’ House, Chrionroar walks in}’’
‘’’CONCHRIS:’’’ Wow, that was funny. We were just standing here for the last ten minutes discussing the meaning of life, not that we know that.
‘’’FOREST:’’’ You idiot, the meaning of life is 42. Now leave it be!
‘’’CRUROAR:’’’ I demand proof!
‘’{Cut to Conchris’ computer room, the Owndy 777 is on and open on a Google page with the words Meaning of Life, the Universe and Everything = 42 written below the search bar}’’
‘’’CRUROAR:’’’ Okay, I believe you...
‘’’CHRIONROAR:’’’ You stills don’t want to k-now what happening?
‘’’CRUROAR:’’’ NO!
‘’’CIEEIA:’’’ Let him speak!
‘’’CHRIONROAR:’’’ Kids challenged me to a race! I only has one day to prepare!
‘’’CONCHRIS:’’’ Quick! To the scene transition!
‘’{Screen transition, the scene shifts into the basement, Conchris and company are standing around <s>like bloody idiots</s> a horribly misshapen car}’’
‘’’CONCHRIS:’’’ In one small screen transition, we made this car out of scrap, but is it good enough to drive?
‘’{Cut to the streets, Forest is strapped to the car’s chair, the car moves a few feet before collapsing}’’
‘’’CRUROAR:’’’ Is that all?
‘’’CONCHRIS:’’’ No, it’s just starting up.
‘’{The car suddenly revs towards a tree, Forest is ejected from the chair and hits her head off the lamp post}’’
‘’’CIEEIA:’’’ Uh... is this really the best car you came up with?
‘’’CONCHRIS:’’’ No. ‘’{runs off, a few seconds later, he drives in a car}’’ This is what I made earlier!
‘’’CIEEIA:’’’ Don’t tell me... You have to leave the parts to dry overnight...
‘’’CONCHRIS:’’’ Yep, but for the sake of the show...
‘’’CRUROAR:’’’ ‘’{grabs Conchris by the collar}’’ We can legitimately call ourselves that?!
‘’{pause}’’
‘’’CONCHRIS:’’’ Yes. I had built one a few months ago.
‘’{Forest stumbles on screen}’’
‘’’FOREST:’’’ THIS ROBOT HAS PERFORMED A FATAL ERROR. REBOOT. REBOOT. ‘’{voice slowly fades}’’ Rebooot...
‘’’CIEEIA:’’’ Um... are you sure that she’ll be alright?
‘’’CONCHRIS:’’’ Of course! Everything that runs on operating systems normally recover from “fatal errors.”
‘’’FOREST:’’’ ‘’{voice slowly fades back in}’’ WhAT the hell were you thinking?!
‘’’CRUROAR:’’’ He was thinking about... nah.
‘’’FOREST:’’’ You’d better be glad that you dodged that bullet. ‘’{her right hand turns into an arm cannon, she points it at Cruroar}’’ But can you outsmart bullet?!
‘’’CRUROAR:’’’ ‘’{as Forest charges her arm cannon}’’ Well, see you next episode.
‘’{Forest fires her arm cannon and Cruroar is blown off screen, Cieeia begins to look worried}’’
‘’’CONCHRIS:’’’ What’s wrong?
‘’’CIEEIA:’’’ Um... nothing. But uh... who challenged Chrionroar to the race anyway?
‘’’CONCHRIS:’’’ Did your memory suddenly blank out during the transition? Some kids want revenge.
‘’’CIEEIA:’’’ Oh yeah! Now I remember!
‘’’CONCHRIS:’’’ Right, we’ll just cut this episode short and skip the whole training thing and get to the race.
‘’{Timeswipe, the scene shifts to the Stadium grounds, Chrionroar is in the car Conchris was in earlier along with a kid in his wagon full of pancakes, Conchris runs in}’’
‘’’CONCHRIS:’’’ Remember, Chrionroar, we’re dealing with children, so try to play fair.
‘’’CHRIONROAR:’’’ Mokay! ‘’{drives off quickly}’’
‘’’CONCHRIS:’’’ NO WAIT! Damn it.
‘’{The kid pushes his wagon and slowly starts to move off-screen}’’
‘’’CONCHRIS:’’’ Yeah, any day now kid.
‘’{Cut to another part of the stadium, Chrionroar is driving along chatting on a mobile and drinking a cold drink that he doesn’t pay attention to a fully grown man drive past him}’’
‘’’MAN:’’’ Ha ha ha! Finally, I can stroke my moustache in triumph! For I am first place! HA HA! ‘’{crashes into a lamp post}’’ DAMN!
‘’{Cut back to the other part of the stadium, the kid is still trying to move off-screen in the wagon, Conchris starts to look impatient}’’
‘’’CONCHRIS:’’’ Look buddy, you’re hogging all the screen time.
‘’{pause}’’