Con email.wue/121

Summary

Con_email.wue (Previously was Con_email.exe) email 121 - Vidja games

Season 5 Debut

Conchris answers an email on video games, he then goes on an epic quest to ask the others. Meanwhile, Mr. Person tries to flee from an assailant.

Transcript

{Fade out to an empty room in the house, Conchris runs in and unboxes the Owndy 777. He then places it on top of the box and starts it up somehow}

CONCHRIS: Let's see if I can access this without having to buy an internets, because that would be bad!

Welcome Conchris! You have two new messages!

CONCHRIS: Bring them up on screen!

Subject:video games and such
To: Some guy named Conchris
what type of video games you do play/like? 
If you dont like video games, what kind of games do you play? 
And if you don't play games, what kind of robot or politician are you?
From: A different guy named Superfield Credit Union

CONCHRIS: {typing} Vidja games, eh Superfield? Wait... that name seems familiar to me... Aren't you that company from FCUSA that tries to steal other people's credit information?! Well, you ain't capping my intelligence!

{Cruroar pokes his head in from the nearby door}

CRUROAR: Is ain't a real word?

CONCHRIS: {turns around and yells at Cruroar} YES! IT'S ALWAYS A WORD AND IT WILL ALWAYS WILL BE!

CRUROAR: {slowly moving away off-screen} Umm... okay... sorry I asked... {to himself} Geez...

CONCHRIS: To answer your question, Mr. Rip-Off, I like video games. I pretty much like the First Person Shooters where you mindlessly walk away from the nearest objective as far as you can and get killed, but I also like some platformers and some action games as well, as long as the game isn't some silly game about mostly a movie, an action figure or some lame toy brand. Maybe I should ask the other's about what game they like! Yeah! {epic music starts playing (Just play any epic-sounding music you please)} This should be my epic quest! {gets up off the floor and runs off, the Owndy 777 turns off.}

{Cut to some Café, Chrionroar has a stop sign on his plate with some milk, Conchris runs in and smacks his head off the stop sign}

CONCHRIS: ARGH! {gets up, rubbing his nose} Chrionroar... Oh please... Why are you eating a stop sign?

CHRIONROAR: I needs my irons!

CONCHRIS: Uh... {Chrionroar's mouth suddenly grows big and he swallows the stop sign whole} That's not healthy you know.

CHRIONROAR: {grabbing Conchris by the shirt collar} ARE YOU THE POLICE?!

CONCHRIS: No... but uh... can I ask you something?

CHRIONROAR: Sure!

CONCHRIS: Do you like any video games or games?

CHRIONROAR: Candyland. {grins}

CONCHRIS: {smacks his face with the palm of his hand} Why did I ask HIM?!

CHRIONROAR: {whilst Conchris facepalms} Let's all go to Candy Mountain! WHEE! {flies out through the window}

{Cut to some random street, Conchris runs onscreen and nearly crashes into Cruroar}

CRUROAR: HEY! WATCH IT!

CONCHRIS: Sorry. But uh, do you like any video games or games or stuff like that?

CRUROAR: I like the more lively action video games.

CONCHRIS: Sweet, me too.

CRUROAR: Yeah... {suddenly yells} ISN'T THAT A COINCIDENCE!

CONCHRIS: {surprised} Uh... yeah... but there's no need to shout like that... Geez...

{Cut to Mr. Person's house, Mr. Person is fighting with a man, Conchris walks in}

MR. PERSON: Nngh! Take this! {punches the man in the face}

MAN: Give me your credit details! {tries to reach for Mr. Person's wallet}

CONCHRIS: I'll come back later... {walks off}

{Cut to another random street, Cieeia quickly runs on-screen and then off-screen}

CIEEIA: STOP FOLLOWING ME!

CONCHRIS: I JUST WANT TO ASK YOU SOMETHING!

{Cut back to the empty room, Conchris runs in all bruised, he picks a piece of glass off his arm and sits down}

CONCHRIS: {typing, even though the screen is off} So, there you have it, Mr. Rip-Off. That's all for today... I gotta lie down... {falls over}

{The Paper comes down reading, "Click here to 'email' Conchris."}

{After five seconds, Mr. Person bursts in with the man earlier}

MR. PERSON: Let's finish this!

MAN: Yeah!

{Mr. Person grabs the man by the neck and tosses him down on the ground, the man swipes at Mr. Person's legs making him fall over onto the man}

MR. PERSON: This is going nowhere!

MAN: I'll get you... somewhere... umm...

MR. PERSON: Stay out of my life! {gets up and grabs the man, he then throws the man (with some struggle) at the window making it break open}

CONCHRIS: {wearily} Can you keep the fighting noise down? I'm trying to rest here...

MR. PERSON: Oh sorry! {throws himself out the now open window and starts beating up the man, the noise slowly fades away and The Paper covers the whole screen}

CONCHRIS: Not again...