Con email.wue/101

Summary

Cadet Conchris Space Plot: 1/5.

Cast in order of appearance:

Page Title: lol cadet conchris

Transcript

CONCHRIS: Great, I'm stuck in space for 5 emails, this is the worst 5 emails ever.

Dear Conchris,
Some villain guy is on the loose.
Could you maybe help me?
Strong Sader

CONCHRIS: Sheesh, you're always in trouble, aren't you? I'm on my way! {Conchris walks off-screen but then comes back on-screen} Wait a minute, I can't do that! I need a ship and an identity. I'll call myself... Cadet Conchris! Absolutely who is not Conchris...err...yeah.

{Cut to the KILLER Spaceship's OF YOUR DOOM interior}

CADET CONCHRIS: Alright! At least it wasn't a Jibn- {screen jumps}

CADET CONCHRIS: That was weird. Ah well, nothing to do with anything anyway.

{Cut to that one spaceship....er... What was it again? I'll stop talking in Italics anyway}

HEY, AT LEAST YOU GET TO APPEAR WHENEVER YOU LIKE, I HAVE TO APPEAR EVERY SPEAKER... ERR I MEAN - SPACE CAPTAINFACE: Now, which planet should we protect next Strap?

I'M WITH YOU CAPTAIL BOLD THING #6! I HATE MY JOB... ERR I MEAN - STRAP COOPMORE: {cheatese}

SPACE CAPTAINFACE: No galaxy to protect? Aww man, and we totally sold all our cargo to get this special effects CD.

{Meanwhile at the Spaceship, Conchris' one}

CADET CONCHRIS: At least it wasn't a Jibn...

CRUROAR: WE KNOW THAT ALREADY! Sheesh...

CADET CONCHRIS: Set course to that {cut to a planet} planet that appeared suddenly!

{The spaceship flies towards it, cut to inside, a bang is heard and then a landing noise}

CADET CONCHRIS: What happened?

SHIP'S COMPY: It seems we're not in the Cee0-enceeh-areyes universe, we're in the C-R-(_)-R-1-R-0-4-R... universe.

CADET CONCHRIS: Sheesh, why do we have to go to another universe? That's breaking the law of Wikiverses.

SHIP'S COMPY: This ship is capable to go to another universe without creating another copy for your own.

CADET CONCHRIS: Erm, so, this ship is capable of causing universe wreckage? Sounds too much like that one person if you ask me.

SHIP'S COMPY: Well, you would totally be busted if the universal headmaster of this universe catches you.

CADET CONCHRIS: Wait a minute, isn't it just a mini-universe under Cee0-enceeh-areyes universe?

SHIP'S COMPY: You can say that, yes.

CADET CONCHRIS: Well, in that case.... EMERGENCY PLOT CHANGE!!! {pause} Nothings happening!

SHIP'S COMPY: Mini-verses have their own headmaster and are not in control of the master headmaster for that universe it is under.

CADET CONCHRIS: Logic like this confuses me, tell me if they spot...

???: {as Conchris' voice} Hey look! A spaceship! HEY! FOREST! CHRIONROAR! LOOK AT THIS!

SHIP'S COMPY: You are so in trouble now, you can travel to other miniverses of yours, the same logic applies if you try to invade another person's miniverse.

CADET CONCHRIS: This is your fault that you got me in this mess, right?

SHIP'S COMPY: Well, it's your fault for setting course for the planet, you would've asked for a identification of the planet to see if it is a miniverse of yours or not.

CADET CONCHRIS: It's times like this I hate you.

SHIP'S COMPY: Well, we've bored our viewers to death now, let's cut to the Homestar Runner world under your universe.

BACK AT C0NCHR15!!!

HOMESTAR: So, what are you doing here maggot? Are you here to join the Homestarmy!

HOMSCHOOL RUNNER: Sheesh, I get left behind again. Erm... Yes?

HOMESTAR: Hand over 5 bucks maggot!

HOMSCHOOL RUNNER: Why do you keep saying maggot?

HOMESTAR: We're going to take over Strongbadia!

{Strong Bad comes on-screen}

STRONG BAD: Oh! Umm... You can't attack Strongbadia because we're just playing that game which name I forgot.

HOMESTAR: Okay, you go play your game! RETREAT!

{Homestar runs off-screen}

{Cut back to the space-ship}

CADET CONCHRIS: Who are they?

CONCREW CONCHRIS: Who is he?

CONCREW CHRIONROAR: He looks just like you, only alot more shorter, and you don't have that thing around your neck either.

CADET CONCHRIS: Who are you?

CONCREW CONCHRIS: HE SPOKE! Hello, I'm Conchris, this is Chrionroar and Forest, who are you?

CADET CONCHRIS: Conchris, you look just like me, except that you are taller and I have that thing around my neck where you don't. This is confusing.

CONCREW FOREST: Why don't I get any lines?

CONCREW CONCHRIS: Who said that? Anyway, we just came aboard this craft and I'm just wondering, is there anybody else with you?

CRUROAR: ME!

CONCREW CHRIONROAR: Hey! That guy looks like an anvil!

CRUROAR: That's insulting to all The Cheats everywhere, why I'll gnaw your face off!

CADET CONCHRIS: Don't! Anyway, I'm on a mission to save Strong Sader, who always seems to be in trouble.

{Strong Sader and Gilbert teleport in}

STRONG SADER: Hey guys. Who's that? He looks-

CONCREW CONCHRIS: I get the point already. Okay, we'll come along, it's not like we have anything better to do.

CADET CONCHRIS: Okay, but it will be awkward for two Conchris' on screen at the same time.

{A shilloeute of a Random Wiki User pops up}

RANDOM WIKI USER: This is the one of the times two Conchris' are on-screen, time to submit this to the trivia sect-

{Random Wiki User falls over, Conchris is holding a laser gun pointing towards the screen}

CADET CONCHRIS: Just... stop it.

{The paper comes down, with the words "Click here to email Conchris, 20X6!"}

CONCREW CONCHRIS: What's that?

CONCHRIS: The Paper.

Fourth Wall Breaks

• The Ship's Compy goes into further detail with that universe thing used by Wiki Users so that they don't effect another's fanstuff with mini-verses involved and broke the 4th wall by telling Conchris that 'we've bored our viewers to death now'.

Explanations

• The Concrew Characters (Conchris, Forest and Chrionroar, pursumably the Main Characters of the non-existant webseries made by Cruriroar Productions) are a part of the Cruriroar Universe.

Trivia

• In the words of the Random Wiki User, this is the first time two Conchris' are onscreen at the same time but aren't the same.

Author's Comment

1^1/2/5 - Hated this, I would've wished I never did this storyline and stayed on-topic, meh, at least I can make the Concrew Main Characters get a Debut before 106.