Chaos Emails.exe/Movies

Summary

Chaos talks about his free trip to the movies. With special guest Kanjiro!

Cast(In order of appearence): Chaos, The Cheat, Kanjiro, Heian, Moviegoers 1, 2, & 3

Places: Chaos' Basement, Fireplace Room, Manga Club, The Movies

Computer: BELL 2999

Date: October 23, 2007

Transcript

CHAOS: {singing} C-h-aos, then Mails. Chaos the Mails. Chaos Emails! .exe!

{types "[email protected]//Email", Email appears onscreen.}

Dear Chaosvii,

Have you ever been to The Movies and this person wouldn't shut the heck up!? Have you?
Serious Bad

{Clears screen}

CHAOS: {while typing} Why yes, I have. But more than likely because.....my friends are the ones that do it. Which brings me to a story. FIREPLACE HO!

{Heads to fireplace room}

CHAOS: You see, just last monday, my mothnly Manga Club met and we had a costume contest.

{screen cuts to Manga Club, with Chaos dressed as Kiba, holding a certificate}

CHAOS: I went as Kiba Inuzuka, a protagonist in the anime series "Naruto". My prize? A trip to the movies! I got to go see a free movie of my choice. So I chose to go see this movie called "Nighttime Before Autumn" or something. I was obligated to go with a friend or 3. So I called all of them up and could only wrassle up The Cheat, Heian, and this other guy I know named "Kanjiro."

{cuts to movies}

CHAOS: Now, I enjoy the movies I go to. But whenever I'm there, The Cheat always has to complain about the seat he's in.

THE CHEAT: {inconcessant cheat mumbling while trying to fit into his seat}

CHAOS: Then there's Heian. He spends about an eighth of the real movie picking out snacks like JuJubes, Mallo Cups, Skittles, Jolly Ranchers, Chichken tenders, fries, sodas, even Icees. And there's only 2 kinds!

HEIAN: Could I get a small cherry icee, a bag of skittles, actually, make that a box of them. On second thought, make it a small popcorn instead. Dang! What time is it? Aww, I'm already late for the movie!

CHAOS: Kanjiro is about the stillest person there. He sits, laughs at jokes, looks directly at the screen and doesn't pay attention to our shenanigans, a lot of things. He even takes part of the audience shushing.

THE CHEAT: {Cheat noises while still trying to fir into the chair.}

MOVIEGOER 1: SSH!

MOVIEGOER 2: SHH!{whispering} I'm trying to watch the movie!

MOVIEGOERS 1 & 3: SHH!

KANJIRO: SHH!

MOVIEGOERS AND KANJIRO: SHHH!

CHAOS: SHUT UP! I'm trying to watch the movie!

KANJIRO: SHH!

CHAOS: Uggh.

{cuts back to Chaos typing again}

CHAOS: {While typing} And that's my free trip to the movie-

{Heian, The Cheat, and Kanjiro all walk in with stacks of movies}

HEIAN, KANJIRO AND THE CHEAT: Can we watch a movie here?

{ Cuts to Chaos, who is still typing on the computer}

CHAOS: Hey guys, guess what?

HEIAN, AND KANJIRO: What?

{Chaos pulls out megaphone and airhorn}

CHAOS: {Yelling and using air horn through the megaphone} SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!

{Heian, The Cheat and Kanjiro are sent flying off-screen}

CHAOS: And THAT'S how you end an Email AND shut 3 people up all at once!

THE END!