Chaos Emails.exe/Chaos-Mas

Disclaimer

{Chaos Walks in, wearing a Santa Hat.}

CHAOS: Hello. I'm the new sign of Holiday cheer. Before you start reading this, there's somethings to may wanna know.

1: This episode is indeed part of the season

2: This was made long before Christmas

3:This contains no actual Email.

CHAOS: and with that, let's get it started.

Summary

Chaos Spreads Holiday Cheer, but fails miserably. But then, Santa comes and everything goes back to What is considered Normal around Free Country USA.

Cast(In order of appearence): Chaos, Ryan, Kanjiro, Im A Bell, Cow Puncher, Sam The Man, The Cheat, Jhonka, Santa Claus

Places: Chaos' Basement, Chaos' Living Room, Chaos' Roof

Computer: BELL 2999

Date: December 1, 2007

Transcript

Part 1:Pre-party

{Scene opens to Chaos and Ryan, setting up Christmas decorations in the Basement.}

CHAOS: Here! String Some Lights over there!

RYAN: Why am I helping you again?

CHAOS: You live in my attic. Isn't that enough?

RYAN: {Sighs} Fine.

CHAOS: That's how you win an argument with your friend. You remind them of who's housing them!

RYAN:Hey, are you putting your tree down here?

CHAOS: No. I want people to be able to see it.

RYAN: What about "The Christmas Express"?

{Scene cuts to a small train, circling around in circles.}

CHAOS: That can stay down here.

{Screen returns to Ryan and Chaos.}

RYAN: Why do you have so much Christmas stuff?

CHAOS: I guess I love The Holidays! I get it from my mom's side.

RYAN: Speaking of Family, what's yours doing for Christmas?

CHAOS: My dad's away at Ramadan-za-nukah-soltice-mas. My mom's spending it with Myou and Takai. And my older siblings? They're all spending time visiting Satan And Diablo.

RYAN: So intruiging.

CHAOS: I know, right?

RYAN: Weren't you expecting 4 other people about now?

CHAOS: Oh, no! I forgot to decorate the tree and put out the Hot Chocolate and Egg Nog!

RYAN: {Runs offscreen} I got the Cocoa and Nog!

{Chaos Sprouts wings and a tail, and flies upstairs with a giant tin, spinning around his giant tree, leaving decorations on it.}

CHAOS: Finished.

{The Doorbell rings.}

CHAOS: Oh, no! They're here!

Part 2: Party gone wrong!

{Chaos opens his door.}

CHAOS: Welcome guys!

{Kanjiro, Im A Bell, Cow Puncher, Sam The Man, The Cheat, and Jhonka all come inside Chaos' house.}

KANJIRO: Hey, Chaos! Nice decorating!

CHAOS: Thanks.

IM A BELL: I can't believe you've never let us up here. Usually, you make us come from the secret entrance.

CHAOS: Bell, I don't think it's very secret if I've told all of my friends about it. Or...Somebody, maybe!

IM A BELL: I swear when I get my hypno-helmet fixed, I'll use it on everyone!

COW PUNCHER: Merry Christmas, Chaos!

CHAOS: I can't believe you showed up. I thought you were Jewish?

COW PUNCHER: I am, but that won't stop me from partying with my friends!

SAM THE MAN: Sooo...What're we waiting for?

THE CHEAT: {Cheat noises}

{Everybody in the room laughs.}

CHAOS: That's a good one, The Cheat.

JHONKA: Hello, Chaos.

CHAOS: Hey, Jhonka!

JHONKA: I glad you invite me!

CHAOS: I glad you come.

{Chaos and Jhonka Laugh.}

CHAOS: Hey? Anyone seen Ryan?

{Chaos heads into the kitchen, to find that Ryan spilt the Hot Chocolate over his clothes, and all of the Egg Nog on the floor.}

CHAOS: Oh, CP's dad! What happened?

RYAN: I tripped....badly.

CHAOS: I can see that.

{Chaos and Ryan walk out of the kitchen.}

CHAOS: You better change and-

{The Cheat Growls, and Bites Ryan's leg.}

RYAN: Yeee-owch!!!

{Ryan trips, and knocks Kanjiro over.}

KANJIRO: WHOA! {Knocks over coathanger, and hits Jhonka's head}

JHONKA: JHONKA MAD! {Hops onto Bell's face}

IM A BELL: Hey! Get off! {Knocks CP and Sam into the tree}

COW PUNCHER & SAM THE MAN:' Oww! {The tree topples over, and all of the ornaments break}

CHAOS: Daah! I'm gonna Kill you, you little yellow pipsqueak! {Prepares to stomp on The Cheat, but slips on hot choclate dripping off of Ryan.}

RYAN: Oh...no.

Part 3: Santa Claus is Coming To Town!

CHAOS: This Christmas party is RUINED!

RYAN: Chaos, don't get-

{Chaos Breaks through the house, and lands on the roof.}

CHAOS: Oh, it's all over!

{Santa Claus appears next to Chaos.}

SANTA: Something wrong?

CHAOS: S...San...Santa? What're you doing here?

SANTA: Just here to drop off two lucky adults some fine stuff!

CHAOS: I thought that you couldn't be seen by humans?

SANTA: You're not a human, are you?

CHAOS: Good point.

SANTA: Naaah! I'm just kidding! Of course people can see me! Now, what's wrong?

CHAOS: Oh, I had planned a perfect party out, and it all went wrong!

SANTA: Cheer up, Chaos! I think I can fix it.

CHAOS: Really? Well, then follow me!

{Chaos and Santa hop through the hole, and end up in Chaos' living room.}

SANTA: Why, hello, all! I have something for all of you. But first... {Snaps his fingers and everything is fixed and repaired}

CHAOS: Wow. He doesn't kid around when he says he can help.

SANTA: Now. First off, Ryan. I have that Guitar you wanted.

{Santa Hands Ryan a guitar with a bow on it.}

RYAN: {Stares open-mouthed} WOW!

SANTA: For Kanjiro, I have a pair of beam katanas.

{Santa hands Kanjiro 2 hilts, which turn on and look like katanas.}

KANJIRO: But...How? I'm pretty danged sure you're not real.

SANTA: I'm realer than can be. Now, for Bell, I have a scooter.

{Hands Im A Bell a scooter.}

IM A BELL: Well, a gift is a gift.

SANTA: Cow, I got you...

{Hands her a Cow with boxing gloves on.}

COW PUNCHER: A PUNCHING COW! I get it! Ha-ha!

SANTA: Sam, I got you a Cow Puncher Holding a Punching Cow Doll Doll!

SAM THE MAN: Please. Keep it. I think I have too much CP stuff already.

SANTA: Chaos, I got you the best gift of all.

CHAOS: What's that?

SANTA: The party you wanted, as well as the gifts.

CHAOS: Good point. But what about The Cheat and Jhonka?

SANTA: They have hundreds of friends who give them presents. So I'm gonna give them more candy in their stockings this year.

CHAOS: Well, I'll see you, Santa!

SANTA: Ho ho ho! See you all next year!

CHAOS: Well, I guess we've had our share of Christmas cheer this year.

RYAN: So a merry christmas to all...

ALL: AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!!!

THE END!