Aruseus Emails/bts

Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Prinicpal Harrison, Tom, Hivolt, Jess, Megan

Places: Aruseus' Room, Monstroplois U (Outside, Hallways, Room 232)

Computer: SkyPod

Date: October 10th, 2008

Transcript

ARUSEUS: Hey guys! It's Season 4 already! No, there's been no change in date, but one important announcement.

{background fades out}

ARUSEUS: You know the rest of the cast? You won't be seeing them anymore. Why? Well, to fit in with the recent times, I'm going off to college. Yeah, it sucks I won't be around to see my friends, but...I guess Arumail will live on...right?

{Cut to Monstropolis University, Aruseus is wearing a striped vest and jeans and has a backpack}

ARUSEUS: Well...this is it. Hello, new home. For now.

???: Aruseus Parker! You're finally here.

ARUSEUS: Who are you?

{A man walks up to Aruseus, he has a brown suit and a short beard}

HARRISON: I'm Principal Harrison. Nice to have you here.

ARUSEUS: Thanks, Mr. Harrison. Glad to be here.

HARRISON: You know how this college works, right? The building over there is the science wing, that's the math department, ah, you'll find out yourself. Just use this map!

ARUSEUS: Thanks, but I already have a map on my PDA. Wait, those are allowed here, right?

HARRISON: Of course! PDA's are the center of our school! We give them to new students to use as daily planners, and also students get a laptop for work!

ARUSEUS: That's cool. Well, it's kinda awkward being a transfer student...

HARRISON: Yeah, we just got a whole bunch of transfer students.

ARUSEUS: You sure I'll be alright? I mean, I'm not human...

HARRISON: Monstropolis University welcomes all races, species, everybody! Heck, we even have some students that are Reploids!

ARUSEUS: Reploids? Oh, I had a friend back where I came from who was a Reploid...but anyway, thanks for the welcome. So...where's my dorm?

HARRISON: Well, we have the key to an empty one here! You are dorm room 232.

ARUSEUS: Thanks!

{Cut to the hallway, Aruseus is at his door}

ARUSEUS: Ok. Room 232. Well, here's my new home...

{Aruseus opens up to find a room with two beds, a desk, a bookcase, a laptop, and a TV}

ARUSEUS: Well, this can't be bad. It looks nice.

{Aruseus lays his PDA on the desk, and sits on his bed}

ARUSEUS: Well...I guess this won't be too bad.

{Suddenly, Principal Harrison opens the door}

HARRISON: Parker! You're roomate's here. I think he said he knows you...

{Tom walks in his standard garb}

TOM: I call this bed.

ARUSEUS: Tom?! You're my roomie?

TOM: Sure. We all got accepted into this college just to stick with you!

ARUSEUS: We?

TOM: Ryan, Wolf, Fenri, Pter, Lucas, Megan, Tex, and the rest! I kid you not!

ARUSEUS: That's...real cool of you guys...to do that just for me.

TOM: Hey hey hey. No mushy stuff while I'm here. Be like a ROCK.

ARUSEUS: Radda radda.

TOM: I said "rock." Not Shnitzel.

ARUSEUS: I'm blue and cyan!

TOM: No, "rock." Not Rockman!

ARUSEUS: Oh. Be hard like a rock. Ok.

TOM: So...what classes are you taking?

ARUSEUS: Oh, I dunno. I just transferred here.

TOM: Didn't we all...

ARUSEUS: Well, I'm gonna get out and meet whatever person, anthromorphic animal, or something else greets me.

TOM: Me too.

{They walk out, cut to Aruseus in another hallway}

ARUSEUS: Wow. Lots of new faces.

{A green, reptillian-looking Reploid flies up to Aruseus}

HIVOLT: Oh, hey. You must be the new guy. Name's Hivolt.

ARUSEUS: Aruseus. Nice to meet you.

HIVOLT: Oh! You're Fenri's pal, right?

ARUSEUS: Ah. Guess you Reploids all know each other.

HIVOLT: Yep. Hey, Fenri and I are going to see if Fistleo wants to go with us to chuck a stinkbomb in Hedgeshock's dorm.

ARUSEUS: No thanks.

HIVOLT: Ok. You're gonna miss out though...

{Cut to Tom talking to a girl in a pink outfit}

TOM: Oh...hey there.

GIRL: Hi! What's your name?

TOM: Me? Oh, I'm Tom-

{explosion}

FENRI: {offscreen} Oh, we so totally got him good!

GIRL: Wait, Tom-

HEDGESHOCK: YOU NO GOOD SON OF A WEIL!

GIRL: I know that name! It's you, Tom! I haven't seen you in years!

TOM: Wait...I kinda forgot your name.

JESS: You spaz! I'm Jess!

TOM: Oh! Jess! Nice to see you again!

JESS: So...how's Aruseus been?

TOM: Oh, good. Good.

MEGAN: And just who might she be?

TOM: Oh! Megan! Nice to see you here too!

MEGAN: Who the hell are you?

JESS: Oh! I'm Jess! Tom and I knew each other about 2 years ago...

MEGAN: So you're his...GIRLFRIEND?!

TOM: Megan! I-i-it's not that!

MEGAN: If she is your girlfriend, I'm gonna go Triforce on your sorry ass.

TOM: U-u-u-uh okay!

MEGAN: {suprisingly cheerful} Nice meeting you! {Walks off}

JESS: What was-

TOM: Don't ask. Just...don't.

{Cut back to room 232, Tom and Aruseus walk in}

TOM: Hoo. What a day.

ARUSEUS: You look shaken.

TOM: Almost got the snot beat out of me by Megan. Oh, and I saw Jess again.

ARUSEUS: Oh! Me, I met one of Fenri's Reploid pals. Well, I guess this episode is over.

TOM: No email?

ARUSEUS: Oh, it's right here.

subject: bts

It is official Aruseus,

We are back to school. Isn't
that sad. Seriously, we should
wish ourselves to have more summer
than usual.

See you on Adult Swim,
Trevor Williams

TOM: Ah.

{The Paper}