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Well, that certainly was a doozy of an episode, wasn't it? Did you watch it, TheCheese?

THECHEESE: It was hilariou-

I know! Anyway, that makes it that much more unbelievable - we're being canceled by the network. Very sad news, but the show must go on! First off, the contest winner: John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith. Her will be getting a brand new pair of scissors and the mystery prize. Now, the topic of the day: Television. That's right! It's massively uncreative these days, and any ideas that are good get shot down.. Personally, I think that networks went downhill ever since 1993. And it's all the fault of the executives! Meddling with your show, never recognizing brilliance! They take your dreams and work and stomp on it! Stomp on it! Then shove out some interviewing CRAP!

THECHEESE:

Shut up! Shut up! I mean, even after you give them your best episode ever, they ignore it! It's all the fault of bureaucracy! It's everywhere! It needs to be removed from the system! Anarchy! Anarchy!

Anarchy!

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