(even if you aren't vegan)
Assistant's Blog/2
20. Bored. - 12.22.08
Ugh... there's nothing to do around here. Number Two's been holed up, working on some new invention he says "will revolutionize villainy as we know it", or whatever. I never really got a good look at it, but whatever. Not like I care.
*sigh* It's like villainy's not all it used to be.
Wait, are we still villains?
Mood: bored 
Tunes: Emerge - Fischerspooner (look it up, good song)
19. !!! - 12.21.08
Kitty was outside my window today... I think he came back to see me! 
I hope he comes back tomorrow... That's be great.
Mood: omg
Tunes: None
18. *sighs* - 12.21.08
It turns out Kitty belongs to somebody. 
A nice woman came over today, saying her pet kitty got lost while changing collars... I guess that's who Kitty belonged to. I had to give him back, but I told him I'd always miss him... he was so good to me. He was as good a friend as anybody could be...
Mood: heartbroken
Tunes: The credits song from The Hulk
17. About Kitty - 12.21.08
I suppose I should tell you a little bit about Kitty. He's pretty tiny, and he's got beautiful black and white fur. He really seems to like me--maybe it's the matching outfits! Number Two doesn't like him, though. Kitty keeps staring him down... I don't think Kitty likes robots. Maybe it's like how cats hate the vacuum cleaner? I don't know.
Right now he's eating some kitty food. He's such a cute kitty!
Mood: overjoyed
Tunes: Magic Carpet Ride - Steppenwolf
16. KITTY! - 12.21.08
So yesterday, I'm going outside to get the paper, and guess what? There's a little kitty sitting on my doorstep! He was so cute, I just had to take him in! He's sitting right on my lap right now, and I named him Kitty.
I never said I was good with names.
Mood: serendipitous(?)
Tunes: Goody Two-Shoes - Adam Ant
15. Well... - 12.19.08
Maybe if you didn't insist on eating at the same time as inventing this would happen. I'll go get the shamois. Shammy. Whatever.
Mood: what is a shamois
Tunes: Jingle Bells
14. Come on! - 12.19.08
You know, writing down your password in plain sight doesn't help. Assistant. Now come here and help me build. I got peanut butter in the disk drives again and I can't get it out!
Mood: aggro 
Tunes: Still Chuck Rock. Dang, that's catchy!
13. Wait a mo' - 12.19.08
How did Number Two get back on my computer? I swear I passworded that thing a day ago... He couldn't have guessed the password, could he?
Mood: confuzzled
Tunes: Superfreak - Rick James
12. Chrimmas - 12.19.08
So Christmas is coming all up ons. It's my favorite time of year, to be honest--the one holiday where I get to just relax and wash all my worries away. It's great... But still, I've gotta keep villain...ing... so I need to be vigilant. Who knows when Skullbuggy will come along and ruin my plans? God, that guy's a jerk.
On another note, I got this custom blog template. Neat, huh? Now you know when I'm posting!
Mood: pugilistic
Tunes: Chuck Rock title screen music
11. The joy of cooking - 12.18.08
Cooking is my favorite thing to do. I'm not going to lie--it makes me feel so much better. See, to me, cooking is like art--edible art. It's a fleeting masterpiece, when put in the right hands; luckily, I've got a master's in culinary arts, so I can call myself experienced. Right now, I'm practicing my newest dish--a vegetable medley in a cheese sauce. So far, my cheese sauce is all thick and gluey... but I'm getting there!
Speaking of cooking, what's your favorite dish? Mine, of course, is the souffle--light, fluffy, and oh-so-fragile.
Mood: at ease
Tunes: If I Could Fly - Joe Satriani
