Aruseus Emails/virus

Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Alpha Stan, Homsar, Kyubii, Pter, Tom, Lord T, Anthruseus, Ekersby

Places: Computer Room, The Field, PK House, Tom's Room, Lord T's Fortress, Pink Cloud Zone

Computer: Intell 600

Date: April 28th, 2007

Transcript

{Cut to the Computer Room}

ARUSEUS: Here comes the Thnikka-email!

   Hello Aruseus. You have one email with an attachment.

ARUSEUS: Sweet. Let's open it.

   subject: Congratulations!

   Dear Anonymous,
   Congratulations! You are our lucky winner
   of the best virus protection software.

   Download? Y/N

ARUSEUS: Ok. {types Y}

   Program Download

   Downloading: 1%...
   30 mins remaining

ARUSEUS: Thirty minutes? That'll take...hours!

   Quit whining.

ARUSEUS: Can it, Stan.

   Whatever.

{The screen fades to black, as the words, "30 minutes later..." appear onscreen. Fade back to Intell}

ARUSEUS: Zzzz...wha?

   Program Download

   Downloading: 100%...
   Complete
   Run now? Y/N

{Aruseus types Y}

   Program Dowwe9ruilikepiewteu

   Congratulations. Virus download complete.

ARUSEUS: WHA!? Alpha Stan, help!

   jkgkfgjsfkgjsfjgisfjgisfjgfisgjfdkjgfdkljgfdkogoirefugr8eoursg...

ARUSEUS: Huh? Argh!

{Black pixels spew out of the screen, turning the whole computer room into a PBTC version, Homsar's head appears on the Intell's screen}

HOMSAR: {glitchy} ...e...The Cheat...trophy!

{Cut to the Field}

ARUSEUS: Aaah! The Paper?

{The Paper comes down saying, "What it is, my doge?"}

ARUSEUS: Help stop the virus!

{The Paper comes down saying, "Ok. I'll try." but then turns into a swarm of Fightgar Action figures, An explosion is heard, along with Crack Stuntman's voice}

CRACK STUNTMAN: {voiceover} Blaaaaaaaah'm Crack Stuntman!

{Cut to Pter and Kyubii's house, they are playing Wii}

KYUBII: Aw yeah! Another victory at Wii Golf!

PTER: How can you hit so correctly?

KYUBII: Well, it's-

{Kyubii's bottom half disappears, along with Pter's head, which switch's places with Kyubii's bottom half}

PTER: This feels awkward.

{Cut to Tom's Room, Aruseus runs in}

ARUSEUS: Tom, we gotta escape this virus.

TOM: To Strong Bad's House!

{Cut to Strong Bad's Living Room}

ARUSEUS: Nobody here, but the alternate universe portal.

TOM: Let's go.

{Cut to 20X6, Lord T's Fortress, Tom and Aruseus come in via the portal}

LORD T: {To Tom} Are you a clone of me?

ANTHRUSEUS: {To Aruseus} Are you my dad?

TOM AND ARUSEUS: No!

ARUSEUS: We're escaping from a virus.

ANTHRUSEUS: Crap. You do know they can travel through alternate universe portals.

ARUSEUS: What?

{Black pixels enter, Tom and Aruseus run. Lord T turns into a purple Terrel, Anthruseus becomes a white Browntant with Anthruseus ears}

ANTHRUSEUS: {beeps}

LORD T: Tweet!

{Cut to Pink Cloud Zone}

ARUSEUS: How will we escape this virus?

TOM: You idiot! We mus destroy the Intell 600!

ARUSEUS: Why?

TOM: Because if we don't, we'll end up like that guy. {points to Ekersby}

EKERSBY: {pouty} You we're never there for me.

TOM: Let's go!

{Cut back to Computer Room, it is still virused}

TOM: Hi-yah! {smashes Intell with a hammer}

ARUSEUS: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ALPHA STAN!

TOM: We can bring him back. {Holds up disk}

ARUSEUS: Oh. TO THE COMPY STORE!

TOM: Oh, and The Paper is gone too.

ARUSEUS: Eh, he wasn't much.

{The words, "Click Here to Email Aruseus" flicker on the smashed Intell 600's screen}

Fun Facts

   * "What it is, my doge?" is a line from sbemail: alternate universe.
   * Ekersby's line is from his Stinkomanuel page.