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Match Card for the event

Justin Sane vs Light Dragon

EWA Tag Team Title Match - Tornado Tag

  • Mister Riddle and Mister Exclaim vs Nick Caldios and Tyler Cage

DEATHMATCH

  • Zed Manix vs Deathblade

EWA Xtreme Title Match

  • Dark Dragon vs Shaun Cage (C)

Winner gets the selection of match for the next PPV, when the World Title will be on the line.

  • Tommy Caldios vs Alexander Hutchinson

Show

{The EWA pyro goes off, the Red and Black Fireworks shooting off from many angles, sending a huge smoke cloud down the ramp. The pyro then shuts off, as the camera rotates around the crowd, and stops at the announcer table, where EWA's resident Magician, El Magico, and the third Caldios brother, Joe Caldios, are sitting at the announcer table. Joe rubs his long brown hair and looks at El Magico, smiling.}

JOE CALDIOS: Here we are, at Philidelphia, one of the craziest cities around. To be honest, I can't wait for this card. It looks awesome.

EL MAGICO: {Nodding} Yes, it looks like an awesome card, and I can't wait either. As you can see by the match card, there is some insane stuff going on for the reemergence of EWA.

JOE CALDIOS: I think that our first match is about to begin.

((Note to All, these videos won't have any sound. The emulator skips the sound, and I'm too lazy to put 3-5 songs in one match.))

{The camera once again goes back to El Magico and Joe Caldios, as Joe looks at El Magico}

JOE CALDIOS: That was a great match, I have to say that, even though I hate Justin's guts, because he's a part of the excellency.

{All of a sudden Dustin Phillips, another member of the Excellency runs down, and the two begin stomping down Light Dragon. Justin Sane hits another Mental Incapication(Shining Wizard) on Light Dragon, then Dark Dragon quickly runs down to the ring. Justin and Dustin bail from the ring and jump over the barricade, running through the crowd, as Dark Dragon motions for them to come on.}

EL MAGICO: The Excellency continues their mean streak, by attacking Light Dragon.

{The Camera then heads backstage where Nick Caldios and Tyler Cage are. Nick shakes his head as he looks at Tyler.}

NICK CALDIOS: I can't believe we are tagging up... It's unlike me to tag with someone like you.

TYLER CAGE: Yea, well, it's going to have to happen. We might as well go out, and take those tag belts.

NICK CALDIOS: Fine, just don't get in my way.

{Nick then walks by Tyler, and Tyler shakes his head, then walks off}

{Nick and Tyler lumber over and grab their EWA Tag Titles, then slowly walk backstage. The camera, once again, heads backstage with them, to find the Elementalists(Fire and Ice) standing in the corner, looking at them. Ice makes the motion that he will become a champion.}

NICK CALDIOS: Ha, you think you will be a champion, don't make me laugh. You aren't even in our league.

FIRE: Say whatever you want, we know that you two can't beat us. You don't have great cooperation with each other, and THAT is why you will lose. Your reign will come to a short end, but it will be a sweet one, for us that is.

TYLER CAGE: Next week, how about this, we face you guys in singles matches, to see who really is better.

ICE: You got it, I will humiliate you next week, Tyler, and my friend here will beat Nick.

{The camera fades on the staredown between the two teams.}

{Deathblade helps Zed up to his feet as the Electrifried Cage is raised up. Zed's hand is raised by Death, and they both are smiling, partly because of the carnage, also because of the fact that they can STILL STAND. Both men roll out of the ring, and lumber up the ramp as the helpers set up for the next match.}

EL MAGICO: Wow, that was a crazy match, that's for sure.

JOE CALDIOS: You'll only see this in EWA.

{A Camera backstage is turned on, as Alexander Hutchinson, the Excellency's leader, stands, smiling. He nods his head and talks to the camera.}

ALEXANDER HUTCHINSON: Today is my day. That's right. It is MY day. I will be the one to defeat Tommy Caldios, and pick our match for the PPV, then I will win the EWA World Title, and be the Legend, that I SHOULD ALREADY BE. Tommy, I hope you are ready, because, when you lose to me, you will be in a match that you AREN'T READY FOR!

{The camera fades on Alex's Smiling face}

{The cameras turn on Alexander getting to his feet, Tommy Caldios gets outside of the ring and picks up a mic. Alex falls to his knees and shakes his head at this.}

TOMMY CALDIOS: We compete in my selection of match, FIRST, it will be a 2 out of 3 falls match, in this order. It will be a regular match, just like this one, then it will be a match only won by knockout, then we will compete in a DEATHMATCH. I hope you have a nice day, Alex.

{Alex then begins pounding the ring out of anger as the camera fades for the end of the show}