Gran Turismo: The Interactive/Main Menu

Go to...

NOTE: Don't buy any cars yet.

• Go Race
• East City
• South City
• West City
• North City
• License Tests - GO HERE FIRST, NEWBIES
• Machine Test
• Wheel Shop
• Car Wash

Chat

{Homestar tiger drives onto the street in his Ram.}

HOMESTAR TIGER: Why did I need to do those tests? I already know how to drive this thing. Meh, I'd rather ignore it and go have some fun!

{Homestar tiger places a bobblehead of Iori on his dashboard. He places a Weighted Companion Cube toy next to it, and then an Anti-Pesto Virus Protection bobblehead sign next to that.}

HOMESTAR TIGER is selling BOBBLEHEADS

PATRICK: You seem to like Portal now.

HOMESTAR TIGER: Yes, I like-WOAH! Where did YOU come from!?

PATRICK: I am everywhere and I am nowhere.

HOMESTAR TIGER: Wanna race? Or buy a bobblehead? Or eat doughnuts? Or all of those?

PATRICK: Hmm... Maybe race... And eat doughnuts...

HOMESTAR TIGER: Where to race?

PATRICK: Well, I'll need to make Arcade mode.

HOMESTAR TIGER: Can I add a "Belongings" setting to the User status? You know, like an inventory?

PATRICK: No, but you can still carry stuff around.