RiffText/Adventures of Yobnaf/Yobnaf's House

You start at the kitchen. The goal is the bathroom, at the back of the house.

LIGHTNING GUY: OK. Why am I in the kitchen and why do I want to go to the bathroom? Is there some kind of instruction manual? Oh, no, wait. This is too cool for an instruction manual, right?

BOSS: mom s'Fanboy

LIGHTNING GUY: Mom. S'Fanboy. This sounds like a scary enemy.

Cutscene

{Yobnof wakes up in his room}

LIGHTNING GUY: Well, where would he wake up? On the roof?

YOBNAF: Pie is good

LIGHTNING GUY: OK, so, he just wakes up and the first thing he thinks is that pie is good. That's not completely random and unnecessary.

{He walks to the kitchen and makes toast}

LIGHTNING GUY: Wait, I thought he wanted pie. So when he said "pie", he actually meant "toast" or did he just say that out of thin air with no meaning to what happens next whatsoever? Yep, this game is coming off to bad start. At least we now know why we're in a kitchen.

YOBNAF: All toasters toast toast! I need to stop watching YTP man... </blockquote>

LIGHTNING GUY: OK, who are you talking to? The amazing talking weasel from outer space? And you're actually referencing YouTube Poop? If this was a real game, you'd be sued to the ground! And then kicked in the face by me!

{A ship crashes into the wall. Aliens step out. They zap him, giving him powers}

LIGHTNING GUY: Oh, is this a common thing for fanboY? Or for anyone, really? No, wait, this is a video game, you have to be as far away from reality as possible for it to be good!

YOBNAF: I feel weird. I now will eat toast!

LIGHTNING GUY: Of course you will. You see an alien crash into your wall, zap you, you feel weird, and the first thing you do is eat toast! And, oh, look, there's nothing else. This cutscene ended with a nice cliffhanger, don't you think?