Liamemail.omelet/ii

ANNOUNCER: Last time on Liamemail.omelet...

{five minutes later}

ANNOUNCER: ... Let's just start this.

LIAME: {falls in} Why did you push me and what is that air going in and out?

LEMON: Liame... You might wanna look behind you...

LIAME: Wha- oh holy crap.

{pan out to see a black beast is breathing behind Liame}

LIAME: Well this is an unpleasant surprise.

BEAST: Rawr. Me kill. Rawr.

{five minutes later}

LEMON: Err... It's on the ground, you think it's dead?

LIAME: I'll poke it. {finds a stick, pokes it}

BEAST: {seriously, starts breathing loudly} What the crap... What are you doing in MY cave?

LEMON: ...Were you the one who emailed my brother?

BEAST: That was my master. For now... {picks up boulder} Two options, die, or die.

LIAME: I choose run away like little girls, thank you.

BEAST: Not an option. NOW DIE! {throws the boulder, but misses}

LEMON: I wonder where it went...

{cut to the gasping people, getting squashed by the boulder. Cut back}

LIAME: I sure hope it was on those gasping people.

LEMON: Anyways, not important. {starts forming a flame}

LIAME: Uh... What power do I have? Whatever. {starts forming a... nothing}

{Epic battle music starts, they start fighting}

BEAST: ...Okay seriously. What's that second one supposed to do?

LEMON: Whatever now.

{five minutes later}

BEAST: Er... Are they dead?

LEMON'S ANGEL: Yes, we're dead.

BEAST: Wait, I killed you?

LEMON'S ANGEL: Yes.

BEAST: Whatever. {rewinds time} Now, lemme take you to my leader. He wanted to meet you.

ANNOUNCER: What is the beast trying to do? Who is this "leader"? Find out next time!