(even if you aren't vegan)
User:Patrick/til
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IORI: Hey guys! I'm Iori. What's this page for, you ask? Well, I made it to tell you some of the stuff I learned.
PATRICK: With that brain, I'd find it hard for you to learn anything.
IORI: Heeeeey! I take offence to that!
PATRICK: Or do you?
IORI: I don't know anymore...
PATRICK: Exactly.
IORI: So anyway, below this line is the things I've learned through out my life. It will be updated whenever I learn new stuff.
- When it's an asteroid, it's outside the hemisphere. If it's a haemorrhoid, it's in your... Can I say that here? I'll just not.
- Lock the front door of your house when you leave it.
- Also lock the back door.
- And the windows.
- And bulletproof the windows.
- And electrocute the doors.
- Never lick a knife of any kind.
- Don't touch the stove when it's on.
- Or the toaster.
- Blue is a color.
- Roses can hurt you. They have thorns.
- Don't try to eat them because they have thorns.
- Open the car door(s) for the passenger(s), don't just swim up to the surface.
- Don't eat the decorative soaps.
