Total Drama Wiki Island/3/Barracuda

{Ryan wakes up, pretty pissed, he walks out}

{Pan over to the corner, to see Sephiroth sleeping there, listening to his iPod. He suddenly wakes up.}

SEPHIROTH: {Looks at watch.} Damnit! I overslept! Over a day! Well, off to my morning jog! {Runs off.}

{Jerry gets up, eyes bloodshot. He grabs a nearby bottle of Blue Soda and takes a swig. He then walks out of the cabin.}

RAGGON: GUYS GUYS! RAIKU'S BACK!

ZOO977: Nice try. {lifts his mattress, begins putting jicem into the comtainer on the giant project l}

{man-o-man walks in}

MAN-O-MAN: Is it just me, or am I always late for everything?

ZOO977: It's just you.

MAN-O-MAN: Hmph. I'm gonna go get somee breakfast. {leaves}

{Later...}

ESTELLE: Welcome to the first meeting of FISH. I shall now do rolecall. Jerry?

JERRY: I'm under the tree, if you catch my drift.

ESTELLE: ...No.

JERRY: Present.

ZOO977: Yeah, allow me to finish my robot. I don't even know what this meeting's about.

ESTELLE: GO AWAY, ZOO! You aren't in this group!

ZOO977: Why can't I work on my project?

JERRY: Go do it in the woods or something.

ZOO977: Nope! {turns on his project in a certain way. it puts jerry into the sucking part. he turns it off} Now stay there and shut up. {continues working}

{Outhouse Cam: Jerry}

JERRY: I hate Zoo. I really do.

ESTELLE: ...That. Is. It. {Pulls out crossbow. Fires at project destroying it and freeing Jerry}

JERRY: Oh, but nooooo! It can repair itself, I bet! And it makes all us meanies into bacon or some stupid crap like that! Zoo, all you do is ruin things! Get out!

ESTELLE: {Fires at Zoo, hitting him in the head and knocking him out} ... {Realizes what she just did} OH {bleep}!!!

JERRY: No, I'm sure he'll be magically brought back to life, and he'll totally kick your butt! Don't bother doing anything.

{2 hours later...}

ESTELLE: He's still not getting up...

ZOO977: {yelling} That's because I'm asleep! {falls asleep}

JERRY: Told you.

{Outhouse Cam: Jerry}

JERRY: I do not like Zoo, let's get this straight. At first, I thought, "hey! He's not all bad, right?" I was wrong.

{Outhouse Cam: Zoo977}

ZOO977: Look, we can have a grudge on each other. I just want to direct my side towards others, and get Jerry off this island. I know how to.

{Outhouse Cam: Jerry}

JERRY: I don't know. At this rate, it looks like most people are against Zoo. But hey! I think it's just me.

{cuts back to the cabin}

ZOO977: Anyways, I need a jello cup. {walks off}

ESTELLE: Finally, we can continue the meeting!

JERRY: Good. Since we seem to be the only ones in FISH who are currently present, I say we start discussing things. Estelle, if you will?

RYAN: Right! Oh wait...you said Estelle.

JERRY: Well, we're always accepting new members. So, Ry-man, you wanna say something?

ESTELLE: You would make a good FISH member, Ryan. So what do you say? Wanna join? ...Do ya? Do ya? {Pokes Ryan repeatedly} doyadoyadoyadoyadoya? ....Should I take that long pause as a no or a yes?

JERRY: I guess so.

ESTELLE: Okay then! As president of FISH, I say we try to convince others to vote him Zoo off! And I have the perfect plan...

RAGGON: I will if I can join. I was anyways.

{zoo walks in. he has an empty jello cup}

ZOO977: Yum yum!

ESTELLE: Zoo, leave. We're in the middle of something.

RAGGON: But can I join FISH? I hate Zoo as much as you guys. He took my bed for one of his lame projects.

ZOO977: What do you mean? I've been keeping L under my matress!

RAGGON: You took my matress.

ZOO977: What?

ESTELLE: WE SAID NO, DAMNIT. ZOO, GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!

RAGGON: {Whispering to Estelle} I got the perfect plan to eliminate him, which I will only tell you if I can join.

ESTELLE: I ALREADY HAVE A PLAN. YOU, LEAVE. ZOO, LEAVE.

RAGGON: It involves free fish, you can have some.

ESTELLE: Raggon... just... leave. Or else....

RAGGON: I am siding with Zoo then.

ZOO977: I heard the whole conversation so far.

ESTELLE: Well, this is turning out to be a good meeting...

{Ryan is putting on an iron boot}

RYAN: Zoo, don't make me kick you.

ZOO977: Fine. {leaves, slams the door behind him}

{Raggon follows}

RYAN: OH THANK YOU HOLY LORD IN HEAVEN!

GOD: No prob.

ESTELLE: Finally! Now heres my plan... we get Zoo off... WITH THIS! {Pulls out a teddy bear}

JERRY: ... What?

RYAN: TEDDY!

JERRY: I'm not following you. What?!

ESTELLE: You see, this bear has a built in microphone. You see, we give it to Zoo. When nobodys around, Ryan will speak through the bear using a different voice. Zoo will think the bear is alive. Everybody else will think he's gone insane and vote him off for his own good! Or... OUR own good.

JERRY: He'll never buy it.

RYAN: Zoo's a moron. Sure he will.

JERRY: He's probably listening right now! What we need to do is something completely stupid and moronic. He'll never get it!

ESTELLE: Or will he? Listen Jerry, are you in... or not? {Holds out hand} Whoever is in, put you hand on mine.

JERRY: ... Alright, I'm in. {places hand atop Estelle's}

ESTELLE: Ryan? ...I just got a bad feeling somebody knows about this.

RYAN: Me too...but anyway, lets put this plan into action.

ESTELLE: Okay! But first... {Pulls out a box. Puts the teddy bear in it, wraps it, and puts a tag on it that says, "To Zoo, from Raggon"} There! Now he won't suspect a thing! Ryan! Put this somewhere were Zoo can easily find it!

{man-o-man walks in}

MAN-O-MAN: I've been lisining the whole time, can I join FISH?

JERRY: Hold on, hold on. Guys, Zoo and Raggon know. I know this because they're outside, yelling about it. I vote I use my own plan.

{Outhouse Cam: Jerry}

JERRY: They'll see it coming. But hey, it's worth a shot!

{Jerry leaves the cabin.}

SEPHIROTH: {Comes in.} So, what are you guys doing? Something secret?