Records Of Bell/Records/26

Summary

The cast battles a wave of popups.

Cast: Sarah, Man on TV, Im a bell, Daigo, Don Skull, Unholy Tracy, Tracy, Mature Bling, Golden Bass,

Places:

Insult: biscuitheads

Credit Joke: Not You

Episode Information: 502-Never Get A Popup Blocker Named "blok ur popupz for FREEEEEEE."

Transcript

{open to Sarah watching television}

MAN ON TV: Do you have unnecessarily large breasts? Well, try Bardusparumvir! Side effects may include; Death, loss of sleep, loss of voice, loss of hearing, loss of limbs, loss of sanity, loss of The Game, heart failure, kidney failure, epic failure, crowbars in your nose, monkeys flying out of your ass, you flying out of monkeys' asses, turning gay, if you are gay turning asexual, if you are asexual turning bisexual, if you are bisexual turning into the opposite gender, if you are a hermaphrodite losing any and all reproductive organs, if you have none then you will become a horrible tentacle monster with three genders, male female and one that impregnates other species, if you are that then I'm sorry for you.

SARAH: ...Why would I want smaller breasts?

MAN ON TV: ...It prevents lower back problems?

SARAH: ...GET OUT OF MY TELEVISION.

MAN ON TV: OH CRAP I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT. {jumps out of the television, runs off}

SARAH: ...That was pointl-

IM A BELL:{pops up from behind couch} IS HE GONE?

SARAH: ...Wh-

{cue opening theme. cut back to the 8-bit house. this time, everyone is there}

DAIGO:' SO WHAT AM WE BE'S DOING TODAIS?

IM A BELL:{kicks Daigo in the side of the skull}

DAIGO: Ah. Sorry about that, faulty brain chip. It made me speak IN NEWB LANGWAGE LIKE DIS!!!1

IM A BELL: FALCON KICK! {kicks Daigo harder, cracking his skull}

DAIGO: Okay, I think that did it. NOEP.

IM A BELL: ... {smacks Daigo in the steering wheel, a cartridge of some kind pops out of his mouth. Bell grabs it} An N64 cartridge? LOLWUT? {blows into cartridge, pops it back in Daigo}

DAIGO: ...Okay, THAT time it worked. So, what ARE we doing today?

IM A BELL: Dunno.

DON SKULL: I just had an idea. Daigo, do you have a mech mode, like Number Two?

DAIGO: Yeah, why?

IM A BELL:{suspicious, worried] ...DS, what are you-

DON SKULL: Well, transform into it.

DAIGO: Ookay... {transforms into a mech similar to the one that Number Two had}

DON SKULL: Hmm. Interesting. FLIGHTSKULL MODE, GO!

{The golden Bass flies in. It and DS start forming the Flightskull upon Daigo}

IM A BELL: DON SKULL, NO! THE FLIGHTSKULL WASN'T DESIGNED FOR MECHS-

{There is a flash of red light. The Flightskull and Number Five fuse into a human-size, golden mech with white wings, a purple skull-face with red eyes and what appears to be black hair with a white streak in it, and a silver sword}

UNHOLY TRACY: ...OH WHAT THE HELL.

DAIGO/FLIGHTSKULL ABOMINATION:{sounds like Don Skull's voice overlapping Daigo's} WE ARE THE BEST CHARACTER ON THE SHOW. WE ARE THE GOSHISKULL. WE ARE BETTER THAN THE CATBELL AND THE WOMAN WITH HUGE TITS COMBINED. WE ARE THE GOSHISKULL.

TRACY: OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! {smacks the Goshiskull in the back of the head, forcing out the N64 cartidge, but now it's cheese-covered. Tracy takes it, runs off, runs back it, with the cartridge cleaned, and pops it back into the Goshiskull}

GOSHISKULL: Oh, sorry about that. The Golden Bass was eating some NachoMen.

MATURE BLING: ...You mean nachos.

GOSHISKULL: Nope, NachoMen. {holds up a picture of many NachoMen, covered in cheese and screaming in pain}

MATURE BLING: ...That looks more like WUW Rule 34 Guro/Vore porn.

GOSHISKULL: ...So?

MATURE BLING: ...STAY AWAY FROM ME.

GOSHISKULL: I'm just kidding!

MATURE BLING: Oh. Okay then.

GOSHISKULL: So, um, seriously, what're we gonna do?

IM A BELL: Um... I dunno-

{a large, floating banner reading "blok ur popupz for FREEEEEEE." breaks through the window and starts firing lazers at everything}

IM A BELL: ...That'll do. {pulls out a large, glowing sword} EAT MY SWORD, YOU-PFFFFAHAHAHAHA!!!! "Eat my sword". Teehee.

BANNER: Eep! Um... Follow me! {crashes through the wall}

IM A BELL: ...Right, whatever.

{everyone exits the house. Cut ro a large field, covered in pop-ups. Bell and the crew walk in}

IM A BELL: ...OH DEAR GOD THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!

SARAH: Well, we better get started.

IM A BELL: Right.

{Sarah pulls out her pocket knife, looks around, and finds a pop-up labeled "FREE ARMOR FOR U". She leaps into it, and armor forms around her}

IM A BELL: ...How-

SARAH: Daigo told me about this. If you smack into a pop-up, you can gain its power if you wish.

IM A BELL: Huh.

{Sarah looks around and finds a pop-up labeled "SWORDS SWORDS SWORDS". She jumps into it, and her pocket knife turns into a sword}

IM A BELL: ...Okay, y'all ready?

SARAH, MB, TRACY, & GOSHISKULL: Yep!

IM A BELL: Good. {transforms into True Hollow Bell} I am, too.

{this song starts playing. Sarah runs towards a pop-up with a picture of Herbert on it labeled "LOLICONS FOR FREE". She stabs it multiple times}

TO BE FINISHED TOMORROW!!!!!