Lemon Tells Stories/soda boi in da ho

{opens the book}

YOU: {reading} Welcome to the Lemon Tells Stories volume one: The Man That Turned Into Souja Boy! Please turn the page!

{you turn the page}

One day, Ajuos (pronounced Azoouz), nicknamed Badstar, was walking in the field. He stumbled across a hole and fell in. What will happen? Well, here's what happens! The kid said...

KID: Help! I think... that... Is that... SOUJA BOY?

GUY: SOUJA BOY UP IN DA HO'!

KID: No... PLEASE! STOP! AAAAAAAH!!!!! {turns into Souja Boy}

YOU: {reading} Once, 12 years later, a man saw him. He helped him out.

KID: Who are you?

MAN: I am known as Im a bell. You?

KID: Well... Souja Boy.

BELL: Weird name. Did you change your name or something?

KID: No, it got that way. My real name is Badstar Strunner.

BELL: Hm. Seems familiar.

BADSTAR: Really? How?

BELL: I dunno. I feel our sons'll have adventures when in High School.

BADSTAR: Maybe.

YOU: {reading} After that, they became friends forever. They built a farmhouse and lived in peace.

BADSTAR: This is fun being friends.

BELL: Yep.

THE END!

YOU: THIS BOOK SUCKS! {throws at wall}