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Bell and Sarah are visiting Wiki City and are staying in the house they used to live in, until they moved to Japan. You are in the living room.

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MALOA: {attempting to put a quarter in a statue} This gumball machines defective. {yelling} The gumball machines defective!

IM A BELL: ...You're an idiot.

{Sephiroth comes in.}

SEPHIROTH: Whoa.. Nice...

MALOA: I am not! {slashes bell. his bell cuts in half}

RAIKU: (Heals)

LIL' BROTHER: Ooooo! Shiny! {stares at Bell's bell, later bites it and hurts teeth} WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

SEPHIROTH: You guys are so screamish. {Gets out PSP, and watches a video on it.} I love you Cannibal Holocaust.

JOSEPH: Hey, Bell. I decided to walk into the area of my own free will am I cool yet? Oh, I mean what's up?

IM A BELL: Not much. How about you? Hey, have you met my brother? He's the pitch-black guy in the suit.

JOSEPH: I thought that was one of those black-painted standees, like that cowboy one. No wondered he screamed with pain and tried to chase me when I kicked him over. Not much is happening, I finally got my house set up, which is weird because I didn't plan to stay until I got this contract that I apparently signed.

IM A BELL: ...Huh. ...You know that guy's a lawyer, right? He could sue you.

MALOA: What would be on TV if there was an apacolypse?

IM A BELL: ...Why do you ask and why should I care?

MALOA: What would it be like if monkeys could fly?

IM A BELL: Then there'd be a lot more reports of pet monkeys getting sucked into jet engines.

MALOA: Is quelve after nine? {his cellphone rings} One second. {opens the phone. a fog horns heard. maloa falls over the back of the couch}

MARISSA: {on the other line} Get to badstars house. NOW.

MALOA: Fine {closes phone, leaves}

BADSTAR: {Bursts in} I WON MAH FIRST TRIAL! {Jumps up in the air}

IM A BELL: Good for you. ...Hey, Badstar, have you met my wife?

BADSTAR: {Still in the air} ...You got married!?

IM A BELL: Yep. Just a month or two ago.

BADSTAR: ...How come nobody told me about that?

IM A BELL: ...I haven't seen you in years, and I moved to Japan. Oh, and I was too in love with her to remember.

NINJADUCK: hot steamy sexy time

IM A BELL:{kicks Ninjaduck in the... duck-balls?}

BADSTAR: ...We haven't seen each other in years?

IM A BELL: At least, I haven't. I've been doing a lot of time traveling. Wait, don't you watch Records of Bell?

NINJADUCK: {wincing} Uhhhrgg... my duck-nads!

BADSTAR: I only saw the newest episode. But I ordered the DVD!

IM A BELL: ...I DID say in that episode that I was Sarah's wife.

BADSTAR: You did? ....AKWARD. I'm just gonna leave. BYE. {Still in the air} ...Now how do I get down from here?

MALOA: {walks in, his chin now bleeding} The same way Zorax does.

STAN: Using his hair as a corkscrew of sorts?

MALOA: {to stan} What?

STAN: What? Anyhow, just... drop yourself. Somehow.

MALOA: {turns his head towards badstar, eyes closed} Just pull the lever where your left hip would be. {opens eyes} Oh, right. Good luck! {walks out}

{1 day later...}

{Badstar is no longer in the air. All of a sudden, he bursts through the... wall.}

BADSTAR: I WON MAH SECOND TRIAL! {Jumps up in the air again}

MARISSA: With a piece of information that makes no sense.