Vincet.crayon/Origins

VINCE: Ahh... I'm still locked in Wal-Mart!

Dear Gargleman

What's up with you? Where do you come from, exactly?

Jerry

VINCE: This v-mail needs improving

{Vince changes the e-mail. It Now looks like this}

Dear Gagoman

What's up PLAY'A? Where do you eat from a tube?

Skullbuggy

VINCE: NOW I could do this! OK, It started out with my prehistoric self.

{Cuts to a scene in a cave. A caveman is whacking his head.

VINCE:He is so crazy. Now in Peasantry. I was Sir Gargle.

{A man with a red hat and a mustache is on the screen}

VINCE: He had a hat! Now, in 1920.

{Cut to a circus. A man named The Amazing Vigoman is doing a traipse act.}

VINCE: Of course, he was a weirdo. Along came myself in 1953. His name was Verco.

{Verco comes on the screen. He is in a jumpsuit somehow.}

VINCE: He was an Elvis wannabe. Now in the 60s! My 60 version was Disco.

{Screen cuts to a Disco. Disco is discoing his night away.}

VINCE: He lived in that disco like I live in Wal-Mart. Now on to the 70's. I was A hippie named George.

{Cut to a grassy field. A hippie is meditating.}

VINCE: I hated the health rush. Now in the 80's, I was Certiblo.

{Screen cuts to a house. A baby Vince and Certiblo are in the house.}

VINCE: She held the cutest living baby. ME! And finnaly now. See you next time!

{Papey the paper comes down}

VINCE: Nice timing!