The Idiot's Keeper/6

Shwoo and Homestar tiger had just got back from the hospital. The chaos had finally began to stop, and now, the duo decided that it was time to relax. They were sitting in the seat of the Anti-Pesto van. Homestar tiger was reading Moby Dick, and Shwoo was doodling in her notebook.

"Thar! Thar! THAR SHE BLOWS!!" Homestar tiger was reading aloud.

"Wow, you read loud." Shwoo commented.

"Okay, like I didn't know." Homestar tiger muttered. "Hey, can I see what you're drawing?"

"No!" Shwoo said.

"C'mon!" Homestar tiger begged. He tried to reach for it.

"Nuh-uh-uh!" Shwoo held it away.

Homestar tiger put down Moby Dick and dove for the notepad. Shwoo quickly switched the notebook to her other hand. Homestar tiger was trying to grab it with his (invisible) hands, feet, tail, and mouth. Alas, Shwoo kept it safe. Soon, Homestar tiger had Shwoo's free hand pegged down with his foot and he was about to get the notebook when-

"RROOOARRR!!"

Homestar tiger and Shwoo froze in place. They got surprised faces and they sank back into their seats.

"What was that?" Shwoo asked.

"I'll look." Homestar tiger said. He opened the door slowly. He looked back to where the roar came from. Then his eyes widened and he gulped. He closed the door.

"What was it?" Shwoo asked her stupid, scared-of-something friend.

"Trogdor." He quietly answered. Shwoo gulped.

"ROOOOAAARRRRR!!!"

Shwoo and Homestar tiger screamed at the top of their lungs. Homestar tiger floored it. And the chase was on.

The Anti-Pesto van sped down the street, and Trogdor the Burninator was quickly chasing after them. The van took a turn on a street, and Trogdor skidded and slid into a building, horribly damaging it. He tried to burn the van, but it turned off a fork in the road and Trogdor ended up burning 3 buildings.

"Oh no, oh no, oooohhh noooo!" Shwoo moaned.

"This is bad! This is bad! This is ver-ry bad!" Homestar tiger sang.

"All those buildings getting destroyed finally makes sense now!"

"Trogdor is the destructo-maniac!"

The Anti-Pesto van sped around in a roundabout, and Trogdor got confused, trying to burninate Shwoo and Homestar tiger. He finally took a wild shot, completely missing the van, but took down a couple buildings. The van took off down a straightaway. Trogdor ran after them, and started gaining. But Homestar tiger quickly put the van in reverse and drove right under Trogdor. Homestar tiger quickly turned around and sped off.

"We can't keep driving away from him!" Homestar tiger screamed!

"Drive right through the parking garage!" Shwoo quickly thought up.

"I didn't bring any money!"

"I said GO THROUGH!"

"Then why didn't you say so?"

"Ughh..."

Homestar tiger took a right and sped towards the FCUSA pointless parking garage. He sped through the west entry, drove past the rows of not cars, and flew right out the east entry. Trogdor, unfortunately, had gotten held back due to the mass of the parking garage. He roared. Homestar tiger and Shwoo had gotten away!

"We gotta get outta here!" Homestar tiger screamed.

"Take a left! I know a place!" Shwoo demanded.

Homestar tiger obeyed, and he drove past a sign that read "FanFiction.net: 5 miles."

Trogdor roared. He stomped toward the wikis. He started burning buildings.

What would happen?