Aruseus Emails/birthday

Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Zippy, Roy Jr, Ryan, Various Guests, Fenri Lunaedge

Places: Kitchen, A Store, Another Store, Ryan's Living Room

Computer: SkyPod

Date: September 3rd, 2008

Transcript

REAL-WORLD ME: {voiceover} Last time on Aruseus Emails...

{Flashback to the previous email}

ARUSEUS: Hm...what's going on this week OH DAMN RYAN'S BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP.

{Fade to black, and fade to the present, Aruseus is running through a store, panicking}

ARUSEUS: Dammitdammitdammitdammit! I need to get a cake, gifts, stuff, and things! AND FAST! RYAN'S BIRTHDAY IS IN LESS THAN A WEEK.

{Aruseus' SkyPod pings}

ARUSEUS: What now?! {clicks the email icon}

subject: berraarrghthday

Hey, Aruseus!

Tell Ryan I said happy birthday.

Even though you forgot mine.

IT WAS ON WEDNESDAY ARUSEUS

Weeping openly,
Zippy P.

ARUSEUS: {typing} AAARRRGGHHH! Ok. Listen, Zippy. Meet me at my pad on Saturday at 12:00 PM SHARP. We'll throw a party for you and Ryan, and then we'll-

{Aruseus trips over Zippy, who is buying a beer}

ZIPPY: OH COME ON. I'M NOT THAT SHORT.

ARUSEUS: Zippy! Just the man I wanted to see!

ZIPPY: Oh. The big white birthday forgetter...er. Just the man I wanted to not see.

ARUSEUS: Listen. I'll throw you in the party too. Ryan's birthday party is yours too.

ZIPPY: And this time, you won't forget it?

ARUSEUS: It's at my house, doofus. How could I forget it?

ZIPPY: True. True.

ARUSEUS: So, you gotta help me. Take this list, and buy everything on it. I'll provide a cake, and your presents.

ZIPPY: But, you don't know what I want!

ARUSEUS: I'll learn from Mitch.

ZIPPY: Ok.

{Aruseus runs off}

ZIPPY: This guy wants a... What the hell is a Fen-ree Luna-edge?

{Cut to a different store}

ARUSEUS: Hello? I need a cake for my friends birthday.

??? ??: That...voice.

ARUSEUS: Um...hello?

??? ??: Aruseus?

ARUSEUS: WOAH! Roy Jr?!

ROY JR: How's it been, man?

ARUSEUS: You're...a full-fledged Lucario now?!

ROY JR: Yep. I'm not the little "dog" you knew me as anymore, heh...

ARUSEUS: Wait...so you work here?

ROY JR: Yup. Whaddya need?

ARUSEUS: A birthday cake for two people.

ROY JR: What should it say?

ARUSEUS: "Ryan and Zippy."

ROY JR: Gotcha.

{Roy Jr. hands him a cake with the names on it.}

ARUSEUS: Thanks.

ROY JR: No prob, dude. Keep chillin'.

{Cut to Ryan's Living Room, the cake is out, and the presents are behind Zippy}

ZIPPY: Ok. {pant pant} I got everything. Even the ridiculous ones.

ARUSEUS: Ok. So...Ryan should be waking up soon. He's a late sleeper.

ZIPPY: What time is it?

ARUSEUS: 2 PM.

ZIPPY: Wow.

{All of a sudden, people start coming in}

ARUSEUS: Oh snap. Now what?! We need to wake him up...

{Zippy runs off}

RYAN: {offscreen} Zippy?! How did you...wait, what's with that Met...why is it...AAAARGH! GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF. AAAH.

{Zippy runs back in}

ZIPPY: Done.

{Ryan walks in, his fur is ruffled, he's covered in scratches, and in a bathrobe}

RYAN: I...hate...you-

EVERYONE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

RYAN: Wow! Um...never mind! I take that back! Thanks guys!

ARUSEUS: Your welcome! Truth be told, I almost forgot your birthday!

RYAN: ...again?

ARUSEUS: Yup!

ZIPPY: So...ready to open your gifts?

RYAN: Um...sure! Just let me put on some gauze, hair-safe bandages, and my normal clothes.

{LATER}

RYAN: So...which one should I open?

{Ryan opens a large box, inside is an exact copy of Fenri Lunaedge}

RYAN: EEE! YOU GOT ME MY OWN...

ZIPPY: LOVE IT. IT TOOK ME AGES TO FIND ONE.

RYAN: I DO. Now...how do I activate it...

{Ryan smacks it and the head falls off}

RYAN: Oops. I can fix that...

{Ryan reattaches the part and presses a button on its back. The Reploid of extreme awesomeness turns on}

FENRI: Greetings, lifeform. I am Fenri Lunaedge, a Reploid with the power to freeze anything.

RYAN: {puts on a Emporer Palentine outfit} I AM YOUR MASTER. NOW GET ME A SANDWICH.

FENRI: Affirmative. {gets Ryan a sandwich}

RYAN: Hm...needs more...hype.

{Ryan kicks Fenri in the leg}

FENRI: {in his normal voice} YAHOO! {starts spindashing}

{Fenri rolls through the wall and out into the yard}

RYAN: Now he's just like me! Wait up!

{Ryan runs through the wall, creating a hole shaped like him}

ARUSEUS: Um...happy...birthday?

{The Paper}

Fun Facts

MY BIRTHDAY IS ON THE 23RD OF SEPTEMBER. DON'T FORGET IT.