Records Of Bell/Records/20

{open to Bell at a desk}

IM A BELL: Dammit. Can't think of anything for an episode. ...Isn't it strange that this is real life, and being filmed, yet I act like it's scripted? {glances at camera} Ah, well. i'll just let the fans write their own.

{cue poor rendition of the theme song. cut to a badly made set that looks like Bling's living room}

IM A BELL: I AM SO SEXY!!!

{Malleo walks in}

MALLEO: FIRE FLOWER.

IM A BELL: Oh gosh its MALLEO! I LOVE YOU MALLEO!

TRACY: Dad, I hate your addiction to Malleo! Get over it! Just pay attention to WEEGEE!!!!

{Weegee walks in}

TRACY: Oh gosh its WEEGEE! I LOVE YOU WEEGEE!

IM A BELL: Back at ya!

{The scene freezes. The real Bell rises from the bottom of the screen}

IM A BELL: Ah, hell. I'm helping with this. {sinks offscreen}

{the scene unfreezes. Kirby, but with a pixelated face, rides in on a warp start painted to look like he american flag}

KIRBY: Hi-

IM A BELL: I REFUSE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE AMERICAN, 4KIDSIAN NAME OF HOSHI NO KIRBY! {pulls a bat from hammerspace, knocks Kirby through the window}

KIRBY: In Americaaaaaaaa...

TRACY: Just go kick Bling or something, foo.

IM A BELL: Okay! {kicks Bling. Sneezes. Kicks Bling again.} 2 BECAUSE YOU MADE ME SNEEZE!

{Sarah comes in and kills Weegee and Malleo.}

SARAH: NAG NAG NAG

TRACY: INNUENDO INNUENDO INNUENDO

IM A BELL: HENTAI HENTAI HENTAI

MATURE BLING: ME MYSELF AND I

CHAOS: DEATH DEATH DEATH

SARAH: INEXPLICABLE PERSONALITY CHANGE SEX SEX {lunges at Bell}

IM A BELL: EVEN DIRTIER INNUENDO INNUENDO INNUENDO

SARAH: WE HAVE SEX DId YOU KNOW THAT

IM A BELL: ANIME TRANSFORMATION

{Bell turns into a maniacal robot with extremely mismatched parts.}

PETER PAN: HI

IM A BELL: !BIDEO GAMES IDORT!

DON SKULL: Wha... what is this? Bell, what's going on?

IM A BELL: ANIME

DON SKULL: Bell? What's wrong with you?

TRACY: BRITISH

DON SKULL: ... Oh, God. Bell's letting the fans write an episode.

{Cut: Bell's room, real life. Don Skull steps in.}

DON SKULL: Bell? What the hell have you done?

IM A BELL: CRAP-BOT, TRANSFORM!

{Bell transforms into a jukebox, that constantly plays The Alhpabet}

'SARAH: I DROPPED A NON-IMPORTANT FAN CHARACTER NUKE. ANYBODY WHO HASN'T BEEN ON THE SHOW HAS BEEN KILLED.

{cut back to the real RoB world}

IM A BELL: One, how the hell did you get Sarah to let you in? And two, I have a case of life block, which makes you not be able to do anything original and/or interesting. Unfortunately, this happened the same day I had a company tour, which is confusing, since this is real life. So, I let the fans create this episode.