(even if you aren't vegan)
User:Lemon Demon43/guide
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According too the legend, Gustinusun, the portal, comes up in Wiki City every five hundred years. This is the history, IN STORY FORM!.
Chapter one: 1508
- It was a dark night on March 14th. An old farmer in Wiki City named "Stinkoman K" was walking down the nearly visible road. Suddenly, it started to rain as heavy as a lion that just ate 9 chilidogs. The farmer got scared, popped out of his ripped up overalls and started to run back home. To late for him, that the portal was already fully formed. All his clothes got sucked into the portal; even his underwear! Nobody would like that 0_0. Soon, the suspicious farmer got sucked into the portal. At daytime, the portal had devoured everything, making a desert. Soon, the mayor of Wiki City named the desert "The Mojave Desert".
CHAPTER ONE DONE
