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Aruseus Emails/brother
Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Lucas Aura, Van, Tex Aura
Places: Aruseus' Room
Computer: SkyPod
Date: September 19th, 2008
Transcript
ARUSEUS: Give me liberty, or a bran-muffin! {clicks the email icon}
subject: You know him.Aruseus, is it?
Look. I'm Lucas Aura's older bro. I'm coming to live with him after
we've been split for 10 years. I do warn you...I had an accident so to speak, so please don't make fun of me.
See ya,
Tex Aura
ARUSEUS: Wait, HUH? He made ANOTHER character?
ME: {offscreen} Sorry!
ARUSEUS: {typing} So...you're Lucas' bro, eh? Well, according to the master of the house, you're welcome here.
{Aruseus walks off. Cut to the Kitchen}
ARUSEUS: So...you have a brother.
LUCAS: Yep. Too bad he got caught in a freak accident.
ARUSEUS: Do you know anything about this...accident?
LUCAS: Well...he kinda got-
ARUSEUS: He's a mangled mess, ain't he.
LUCAS: No!
ARUSEUS: Steven Hawking wheelchair?
LUCAS: No...
ARUSEUS: NORMAL wheelchair?
LUCAS: Well, you could say his legs don't work for him.
ARUSEUS: Well, tell me.
LUCAS: Well, he-
{doorbell}
LUCAS: Must be him.
ARUSEUS: I'll get the shotgun!
LUCAS: Wait! ARUSEUS!
{Aruseus runs to the door with a shotgun and opens it up. Van is there with groceries}
VAN: Hi, Aru-
{Aruseus shoots Van in the chest, killing him}
ARUSEUS: FOR THE HONOR OF GREYSKULL!
LUCAS: ARUSEUS! WHAT THE {beep} WERE YOU THINKING!? Y-Y-YOU JUST KILLED VAN!
ARUSEUS: WOOLOOLOOLOO-what? Oh, him? He dies in, like, every episode of Wikihood. He'll come back in the next episode.
LUCAS: True.
{Tex hops in, Aruseus' jaw hits the floor}
TEX: Sup, bro?
LUCAS: Glad you could make it.
ARUSEUS: He...he's...
TEX: Yup. Got caught in a fight with Metal Man himself or something like that. Don't quite remember.
ARUSEUS: Dude...he's like your...{snicker} half-brother.
{Tex jumps up to punch Aruseus in the gut}
ARUSEUS: Oof! Jeez...well, he ain't got half your strength.
TEX: Damn right.
{The Paper}
Fun Facts
- Van actually dies a lot in Wikihood III.
