Records Of Bell/Records/17

Summary

Some werewolf-thing escaped.

Cast: Mature Bling, Im a bell, Sarah, Tracy, Don Skull, Doctor Octopus, Japanese Women, Feral Bell

Places: Bling's Living Room, Tokyo, Female Bathhouse, Alley

Episode Information: 305-Do Not Leave Feral Forms Of Yourself In The House

Insult: unimaginative insult

Credit Joke: NO

Transcript

{open to Bling's living room. Everyone but Bell and Sarah are there. They walk in. Bell and Sarah are wearing clothes that images of will be uploaded soon}

MATURE BLING: Hey, guys. What's with the clothes?

IM A BELL: We decided to get a change of style. The golden Gi wasn't cool anymore.

SARAH: Don't you like them?

MATURE BLING: I do, but, why is Bell wearing the tux he wore at your wedding?

TRACY: I honestly don't care. But, Sarah, you DO look hot in that.

IM A BELL: She's your stepmom. That was disturbing.

TRACY: Screw off.

SARAH: Gladly. {her and Bell exit the house}

TRACY: ...They went into their house, didn't they?

DON SKULL: You-You don't think they took you SERIOUSLY, did they?

TRACY: You're saying they DIDN'T?

MATURE BLING: ...Oh, I JUST realized why they have a separate house!

{pause five seconds. Doctor Octopus flies in, slightly charred and with an eyepatch}

DOC OCK: DOCTOR OCTOG-

TRACY: GET OUT!

DOC OCK: Okay... {flies out}

{cue opening theme. cut back to Bling's living room, a while later}

IM A BELL:{yelling at Tracy} You WHAT?!!!

TRACY: Sorry, I didn't know the basement door was supposed to be locked!

IM A BELL: Well, it's too late now, He's already loose.

MATURE BLING: What are you talking about?

IM A BELL:{sighs} Look. I used to have a werewolf-like form called Feral Bell. As his name suggests, he is very wild and dangerous. I learned how dangerous he CAN be when I was vacationing in the Wikian Galaxy a couple decades back. So, I forced this form in the basement of our old house. I had just migrated him to this house's basement, and now Bling tells me he let him out.

MATURE BLING: I was curious about what was in the basement! I never looked in there!

SARAH: Wait, if he's so wild and dangerous, why didn't you refuse with him when we got married?

IM A BELL: I didn't think of it.

DON SKULL: Shut up shut up SHUT UP!!!! I'VE HAD IT WITH ALL THE GODDAMN INNUENDOS!

IM A BELL: ... {head turns into an angry emoticon} stfu n00b! {kicks DS}

DON SKULL: Ow.

IM A BELL:{head transforms back to normal} Now, let's go track down Feral Bell. {pulls out a shotgun}

SARAH: YOU'RE GOING TO KILL HIM?!!

IM A BELL: They're just tranqs.

SARAH: Oh. Good.

IM A BELL:{southern accent} Now let's go bag us a werewolf!

TRACY:{southern accent} YEE-HAW!

{cue montage of Bell and co looking through Tokyo for Feral Bell. cut to a random street there}

IM A BELL: This is stupid. Let's think logically. Feral Bell is as perverted as he is dangerous. So, where would a perverted werewolf go?

TRACY: Female-only bathhouses?

IM A BELL: That seems logical. What's the closest female-only bathhouse to our houses?

TRACY: I'll take you there.

{cut to a bathhouse. Many nude women are hiding in a corner, scared. They're censored by steam, of course. Feral Bell is taking pictures of them. Bell and co walk in}

IM A BELL: FOUND YOU!

FERAL BELL: GRRR! {throws camera, runs out}

TRACY:{catches camera} Hehehe.

IM A BELL: OH NO YOU DON'T! {runs after FB}

SARAH: Hmm... I think I'll stay in this sauna for a little bit. {starts to take off clothes}

{cut to an alley. The audience is heard complaining. Feral Bell runs in, with Bell right behind. Bell jumps up, bounces into the air off of FB's head, pulls out shotgun, and shoots a tranquilizer dart into FB's neck}

FERAL BELL: AAaaarghhh... {collapses}

IM A BELL:{lands, grabs FB, walks off}

{cut back to the bathhouse. Sarah has just put her clothes back on. The guys jaws are dropped. Tracy is taking pictures. Bell walks back in carrying FB}

IM A BELL: Done. Let's end this stupid episode.

EVERYONE ELSE: Agreed.

{cue credits}