Records Of Bell/Records/9

Summary

Hollow Bling battles Don Skull.

Cast: Im a bell, Tracy, Mature Bling, Don Skull, Sarah, Kuro, Kinzo, Original Im a bell, Sara McCallister, Peasoup-San, Burudderu, Crazestar Saneless, NeoStinkomech

Places: Onboard Restaurant, Deck

Episode Information: 203-Old Concepts Never Die, They Just Disappear

Insult: brain-dead TV executives

Credit Joke: The Fox TV Executives, For Not Canceling Us For This Week's Insult

Transcript

{open to Bell and Tracy staring at eachother. After ten seconds, they both get Well faces. Cue theme song. Cut to the onboard restaurant, where Bell and co are sitting at a table}

IM A BELL: Everyone, it's been two episodes and we haven't directly seen anyone else on the cruise. I propose we go and meet some of the people on this ship.

EVERYONE ELSE: Agreed.

IM A BELL: Good.

{cut to half a hour later, on the deck. Bell and co are walking around}

IM A BELL: Hmm...

HOMESTAR-LIKE VOICE WITHOUT LISP: Hey, you!

IM A BELL: What-Oh God.

{the original design for Im a bell runs onscreen}

ORIGINAL BELL: Hey, me! What's up?

IM A BELL: Why're YOU here?

ORIGINAL BELL: I'm here with my girlfriend, Sara McCallister.

{a woman that looks like a flat-chested Sarah with normal blonde hair walks onscreen}

SARA MCCALLISTER: It's like looking in a mirror. A funhouse mirror.

SARAH: Stay away from me, or you die.

ORIGINAL BELL: Oh yeah, and some of my friends are here, too.

{Peasoup-San, Burudderu, NeoStinkomech, and Crazestar Saneless walk onscreen}

IM A BELL: Amazing. Somehow my failed creations have reentered this universe.

TRACY: REentered? When did they leave?

IM A BELL: Well, they left when they officially failed. Except for Crazestar. He left when I switched my SmackJeeves avatar to Comrade Bell instead of him.

TRACY: Huh.

DON SKULL: So, where'd they go?

IM A BELL: The Bizarro World.

MATURE BLING: And how'd they get back?

IM A BELL: I don't know.

ORIGINAL BELL: We walked.

IM A BELL: ...What?

ORIGINAL BELL: You heard me. We walked.

IM A BELL: The Bizarro World exists in another dimension and it's corresponding coordinates are fifty light years away! How could you have walked there from here?

ORIGINAL BELL: I have reality-bending powers.

IM A BELL: No, no you don't. I'm the one with reality-bending powers! You are just an ordinary anthropomorphic bell!

ORIGINAL BELL: NO I'M NOT. I HAVE POWERS. AND WANDERING CAPS LOCK SYNDROME.

IM A BELL: ...You're also a total n00b.

original bell: i'm not a 70741 N00B!!!!!1one

IM A BELL: ...Thank you for proving my point. Time to kill you. {grabs Original Bell, Sara, Peasoup-San, Burudderu, NeoStinkomech, and Crazestar. He throws them into the air and charges a hadoken} Hadoooooo... {fires hadoken at the failed charaters} KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

{the failed characters disentegrate}

IM A BELL: There. ...Y'know what? Let's just meet new people next episode.

EVERYONE ELSE: Agreed.

{cue credits}