Tahu Emails/Emails/2

TEMAIL2: killing

Tahu flashes back to killing somebody.

Cast {in order of appearance}: Tahu, Dracula

Places: Computer Room, Preschool, Front Door

Computer: Compu 3000

Transcript

TAHU: This was a triumph. I'm not ripping off: ARUSEUS.

subject: Death

Dear Tahu,
Have you ever killed anyone, or anything in that matter? Have you drained their very life, and drank their blood?!.
Sincerely Yours,

Dracula

TAHU: Well, you should remember... {dreamy flashback sequence}

{Cut to Tahu as a baby. A Dry Bones with red eyes walks in.}

DRY BONES: Hi Tahu!

TAHU: Die Dracula! {pulls out an AK-47 and starts randomly shooting while I Am All of Me from Shadow the Hedgehog plays}

{Dracula comes back to life}

DRACULA: YOU MUST DIE!!!

{cut to a cartoon-style chase scene with Benny Hill playing. After a few seconds, fade out to now}

TAHU: So... {knock at door} I better get that. {opens door, Dracula is standing there}

DRACULA: Hasta la vista, baby. {pulls out the same AK-47}

TAHU: Oh crap. {same chase scene happens}