Liamemail.omelet/bnl

Summary

Liame and John go to BnL.

CAST: Liame, John, Cricket, Gasping People, SkullB, Chaos, BnL Guy
PLACES:Liame's Basement, The Field, Chao's House, LWFoWF, Buy n' Large

Transcript

{Open to Liame's Basement. Liame and John are there.}

LIAME: {singing} Gotta check em' check em' YEAH!!!

{John plays an awesome air guitar solo}

LIAME: Thanks for helping me there on my e-mail song, buddy.

{An e-mail pops up on the screen}

Ever been to Buy N' Large?

If so/not, then ring this number:
<insert number>

~Vindicator

LIAME: {stops at Buy N' Large} Companys that copy of great movies? Tsk. Tsk. Tsk...

JOHN: I think by "Great Movies" you mean Wall-E, right? Am I right? SOMEBODY SAY I'M RIGHT! COME ON!

LIAME: OK, Vindy, I have.

JOHN: And what's the number your gonna insert, Liame? TELL ME TELL ME PLEASE?

{John unleashes the ULTRA PUPPY EYES!}

LIAME: So... Cute... MUST... RESIST... MAN! I CAN'T RESIST! OK, the number I insert is-

{The jet from episode one is heard.}

LIAME: I said, the number I insert is-

{The ballon pop from e-mail one is heard}

LIAME: {creepy voice} I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP AGAIN!!!

{A cricket is heard chirping... Again}

LIAME: {creepy voice} I WARNED YOU!

{Liame blasts fire at the cricket}

LIAME: Score one for me! Woo for the Wii! OK, I insert the number... FIVE!

{The same gasping people gasp}

LIAME: {Whispering} I just hate those guys... {normal} Hey gasping people.

GASPING PEOPLE: Yeah?

LIAME: GET OUT OF HERE!

GASPERS: OK, OK... Meany.

LIAME: {Creepy voice} I HEARD THAT!

{Liame shoots fire at the gasping people}

JOHN: Yeah, I hate them, too.

LIAME: Thanks. Now, lets see if anybody has a wet five we could ring out, like The 80% wrong guy told us to.

JOHN: OK.

{Cut to a field. SkullB, Liame, and John are there.}

LIAME: Yo, SkullB.

SKULLB: Sup?

JOHN: You have a wet five we could ring out?

SKULLB: Let me check.

{SkullB goes offscreen. A sink, soda machine, and turkey fly in from offscreen.}

LIAME: Ummm... How did that get in there?

SKULLB: Found one!

{SkullB comes on screen with a wet four}

LIAME: SkullB, thats a four. Not a five.

SKULLB: OH!

JOHN: Come on Liame, let's look for Chaos. Maybe he has one.

{Cut to outside Chaos's house. Chaos, Liame, and John are there}

JOHN: Hey Chaos!

CHAOS: Wha- JOHN? I HATE YOU!

LIAME: John, you better leave...

{John leaves}

LIAME: So, Chaos, you have any wet fives we could ring?

CHAOS: No.

LIAME: {Creepy Voice} JUST CHECK!

CHAOS: Meep. OK...

{FIVE SECONDS LATER...}

CHAOS: AND STAY OUT OF MY HOUSE!

LIAME: Gosh... John, you could come back now.

{John walks in}

LIAME: OK, lets go see if I have any. WAIT A MINUTE... Go to my house. Now.

{Cut to inside LWFoWF, or Liame's Warehouse Full of Wet Fives}

JOHN: So, after we ring out one of these, go to BnL?

LIAME: Yes.

{They ring a five}

JOHN: OK, let's go!

{Cut to BnL}

LIAME: OK, we're here!

{They go shopping. After that, they go to the check-out stand.}

BNL GUY: Sir, you gotta pay for that shirt, too.

JOHN: I was wearing this when we came in!

BNL GUY: Yes, but, it has the BnL logo on it. Now pay up!

LIAME: {Creepy voice} YOU WILL BE SCARED OF ME!

BNL GUY: Oh no... TAKE ANYTHING FOR FREE! DON'T KILL ME!

JOHN: Thanks, Liame!

{Cut to Liame's house}

LIAME: There it is. NOW GO!

Trivia

• This was one of the biggest e-mails, at 80 lines.
• John was right when he said BnL was from Wall-E.