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Aruseus Emails/airman
Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Wolf, Airman
Places: The Beach, Airman's Stage
Computer: SkyPod
Date: August 8th, 2008
Transcript
ARUSEUS: {singing} I can't defeat Aruseus, every time I try to dodge his awesomeness he always gets me again!
{Aruseus clicks the email icon}
subject: <insert subject><insert greeting>
<insert positive comment about you>
<insert a question about yourself here>?
<insert comment of re-assurance><insert poorly witty ending>,
<insert a name easily made fun of>
ARUSEUS: {typing} Well now, Lazy-face, seems you forgot to write this email. I'll write it for you. Let's see...
subject: AirmanDear Awesome,
You are awesome, but can you beat Airman? Every time I try to dodge his tornadoes he always kills me.
Crapfully yours,
Cheesemeister
ARUSEUS: Ok, now let's read it. Ahem. Dear Awesome, well thanks! You are awesome, already knew that, but can you beat Airman? Every time I try to dodge his tornadoes he always kills me. Overused salutations, Cheesemeister. That's better. Wolf?
WOLF: Yeah?
ARUSEUS: Get the Wolfen ready. We've got an Airman to pwn.
WOLF: Gotcha. Sure we won't need a Leaf Shield?
ARUSEUS: Nah, we'll be fine.
{Cut to Airman's stage, the Wolfen lands}
ARUSEUS: Here we are. Erm...how do we move on?
WOLF: Hm...
{Wolf walks to the edge and a giant face platform appears}
WOLF: There.
{Wolf and Aruseus jump on. Little flying faces come out the side and attack them.}
ARUSEUS: GAH! {hits them, blowing them up}
WOLF: Let's go.
{They move on, cut to them on another platform, Wolf is shaking off tiny birds}
WOLF: GETTHEMOFFGETTHEMOFFGETTHEMOFFGETTHEMOFFGETTHEMOFF.
{Cut to another area, Aruseus hops on a cloud, Wolf tries to jump on, but falls}
WOLF: AAAAAAHHHH!
{Megaman death sound}
{Cut to another area, Wolf is getting blown away by a fat guy with a fan on his chest}
WOLF: EEP. I'M GOING TO FALL, GODDAMMIT.
{Cut to the boss door, Wolf is banged up, Aruseus is perfectly fine}
ARUSEUS: Man, you suck.
WOLF: Shut up.
{They enter, Airman is standing at the edge of the room}
AIRMAN: I WILL FIGHT YOU!
ARUSEUS: IT'S ON!
WOLF: I'm hungry.
{Two health bars appear at the top right. One is blue and yellow, one is white and yellow}
ARUSEUS: Since Ryan Bluefox is too lazy to show the battle, we have cut it out of the email. Let's see the results.
{A Megaman 2 style explosion is seen with the fitting sound, Aruseus jumps in, now white and blue}
ARUSEUS: I GOT THE ITEM-2 AND THE AIR SHOOTER!
WOLF: I GOT MY LEG CHOPPED OFF BY AIRMAN'S FAN!
{The Paper}
Easter Eggs
- Click on Aruseus to make him cycle through the MM2 weapon colors. It goes in this order.
- Air: Blue and White
- Normal: Yellow and White
- Wood: Green and White
- Flash: Purple and White
- Quick: Pink and Lilac
- Heat: Red and Yellow
- Bubble: Grey and White
- Metal: Brown and Copper
- Item-1 2 or 3: Red and White
And it repeats.