(even if you aren't vegan)
Con email.exe/86
Summary
Conchris comes back to the email buisness after what happened, he gets an email...
Cast in order of appearance:
Page Title: About time!
Transcript
CONCHRIS: Yes, I'm back, after a stupid accident. Let the good times roll.
Dear Conchris, I have come up with the most fiendish plan EVER! I shall catapult rice pudding at your house! Yours evily, Anti-???
CONCHRIS: {mocking voice} Oh! That's the most fiendish plan EVER! Go ahead and catapult rice pudding at my {angry voice} NON-EXISTANT HOUSE! Seriously, why do people send me these emails? I mean, come on. We're nearing the end of a season and people have already forgotten that I'm still in W1K1. I know! I'll jump into email 61 and stop the overvoice from teleporting me here and everything will just what it would be!
{A flash of white light, cut to Conchris' House, Conchris lands on the floor}
CONCHRIS: OW! Those things are bad for you!
OTHER CONCHRIS: Okay, this is just getting stupid...HEY READERS! I'M BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!
{Cruroar walks in}
CRUROAR: This is too stupid...
{Lightning strikes}
VOICEOVER: WHO DARES BREAK THE FOURTH WALL MULTIPLE TIMES?!
CHRIONROAR: {whimpers} {points to Conchris} He did!
VOICEOVER: THEN YOU SHALL SUFFER THE WRATH OF SPENDING 30...
CONCHRIS: STOP!
VOICEOVER: Huh?
OTHER CONCHRIS: Huh?
CRUROAR: What?
CONROAR: Who? What? Where? How?
CONCHRIS: Don't you see what you're getting yourself into?
VOICEOVER: No, because I like sending people to other places.
CONCHRIS: No, you're digging a grave for yourself. A 10 feet grave.
VOICEOVER: I NEED NO GRAVE! I AM THE ALMIGHTY RULER OF EMAILS AND I WILL TELEPORT YOU AGAINST YOUR WILL! NOW GOOD DAY!
{Everybody in the room gets teleported}
{Cut to a blank space}
CONCHRIS: Oh no, now I'm stuck with everybody...
OTHER CONCHRIS: Hey! What is your name anyway?
CONCHRIS: M-My name? Umm....Cruriroar?
OTHER CONCHRIS: Oh. Anyway, what is this place?
CONCHRIS: W1K1. You'll have an exciting adventure of chaos, misery and violence.
OTHER CONCHRIS: Violence? That's against the Guidelines, NERD!
CONCHRIS: Don't you call me a nerd, it's like calling yourself a nerd!
{The paper comes down, with the words "Click here to email Conchris, too?"}
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Author's Comment
3/5 - I sort of liked it. It seems confusing to have two Conchris' in hand. Maybe I could let the Other one answer the email already answered and let Conchris answer his email as the Other one goes out somewhere.
