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Con email.exe/83
Contents
Summary
Conchris answers more than one email
Cast in order of appearance:
Page Title: Email 83
Transcript
Email 1: Some Kinda Website
CONCHRIS: Instead of doing one email, I think I should do TWO emails.
Dear Conchris, Your website is now fully functional. <font color=blue><u>Click here</u></font> to access it. Search for help in our FAQ. Yours truly, Dinoshaur of NearlyFreeWebsites
CONCHRIS: Now to answer this without any plot whatsoever. Maybe I should check this thing out.
This is your new webspace, we applied the normal template for you.
CONCHRIS: Oh yeah? Well, I will make some changes...
{Cut to a Time Card, which says 5 minutes of broken HTML later}
It's dot net!
Helscome to my webspace! It's not done but I can lead you around:
E-mail
I told you it's not done.
CONCHRIS: Well, that's what I didn't expect but... yeah. What was Strong Bad's website advice?
{Cut to Strong Bad's Computer Room}
STRONG BAD: You need lots and lots of animated GIFS {pronounces it as Gifs} or GIFs {pronounces it as Jifs}.
{Cut back to wherever}
CONCHRIS: Animated GIFS! Of course!
{Cut to another time card, which says "5 minutes of Failed Uploading later"}
It's dot net!
File:HomestarD Conchris Shirt Color Changes.gif
Look at the shiny GIF! LOOK AT IT!!!1111
Helscome to my webpage! It's not done.
E-mail
Host
CONCHRIS: Perfect. Now I can burn people's eyes out with it!
{Cut to The Cheat's computer room, The Cheat is on NearlyFreeWebsites, Conchris' Page}
THE CHEAT: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH! {eyes start burning as in a flame coming up from them}
{Cut to Homestar's House, he is using Conchris' Lappy 600C for some reason}
HOMESTAR: I don't feel anything. {pause} AHHHH! MY EYES! THEY BURN!
{Cut back to wherever}
CONCHRIS: I hope I've got some people's eyes burning. Anyway, onto the NEXT EMAIL!
Email 2: Ghost
Dear Conchris, You killed me and now I'm coming back to haunt you! Conril's ghost
CONCHRIS: Haunt? Me? Ha! What a bunch of...
{Conril's ghost appears}
CONCHRIS: AH! {falls over}
CONRIL: {in a posh accent} My work here is done.
{Conril disappears, Forest comes on-screen}
FOREST: What are you doing? Being an idiot as usual.
{Crickets start chirping}
CONCHRIS' GHOST: What the? Why am I a ghost? Am I... {gulps} dead?
VOICEOVER: Not likely, it'll take a few emails to restore you, hope you like scaring because your first scare has just came in.
CONCHRIS' GHOST: Wait... How many emails?
VOICEOVER: You know... 3 emails.
CONCHRIS' GHOST: CURSE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
{Cut to the talk page, Conchris is normal, he wakes up}
CONCHRIS: Phew! I thought I was going to be a ghost for 3 emails.
VOICEOVER: Eh... I'll knock you out for three emails instead. {Conchris falls over again}
Part 3: The ending of Email 83
FOREST: Guess I will be taking over.
VOICEOVER: OH NO YOU DON'T!
{Forest falls down on the floor}
VOICEOVER: Guess I'll let Chrionroar check emails for 3 emails.
CHRIONROAR: YAY!
{The paper comes down, with the words "Click here to email Conchris, I mean, Chrionroar."}
Fun Facts
Trivia
- The website Conchris has created is now a real HTML document, the link to it is here. (Yeah, it uses 5Gigs Free Subdomain Hosting but who cares?)
References
- NearlyFreeWebsites is a reference to FreeWebs, a free website hosting service.
Remarks
- Despite the 3 emails knockout, Conchris seems alive and well in those three emails, which contradicts what the voiceover said.
Author's Comment
4/5 - Better than my last one.
