Wikihood/arc/6

Synopsis

The very first episode of Wikihood. REVERSED

Plot Summary

1. Chwoka screws with time.
2. Edgeworthington dies.

New Characters

1. Everyone that shows up

Transcript

First, there was nothing...

Later, there was crap everywhere.

CHWOKA: Woah, let's not get too detailed, hoss.

Oh, ha ha.

{Chwoka is sitting on the couch. Znex warps in.}

ZNEX: Yo there.

{Tommyspud walks in}

TOMMYSPUD: Thought I'd show up. So, what's up?

{Badstar walks in}

BADSTAR: Wait, aren't I supposed to be dead?

{Tommyspud cracks his fingers}

TOMMYSPUD: Why, do you want to be dead?

ZNEX: Nah, he was dead in the five-episodes-that-will-never-be-part-of-this-new-Wikihood.

{A apparation of Vindicator floats in}

VINDICATOR: Well, doesn't this tie in with IKYTSS-{cough}4THWALLBREAK{cough}.

TOMMYSPUD: {Ignores Vindi's Statement and the Apstation123 appears out of nowhere, in his hands.} I think I'm going to play Counter Strike on this. {Tommyspud begins playing.}

BADSTAR: Wait a minute..... we're starting over?

CHWOKA: What do you mean? This is the FIRST EPISODE.

ZNEX: Yeah, Badstar.

BADSTAR: Didn't we already have a first episode?

ZNEX: Yeah, but this is the re-imagining of the re-imagining of the original.

CHWOKA: It's not a re-imagining, this is the original.

{Sephiroth bursts in, holding 2 AK-47s.}

SEPHIROTH: NO! This can't be!! WHO IS THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR TURNING BACK TIME!? YOU JUST CAUSED A RIP IN THE BLOODY SPACETIME FABRIC!! Things are going crazy. {Splits into 2.}

GOOD SEPHIROTH: Oh dear! Here it goes again!

EVIL SEPHIROTH: YES!!! YOU JUST ALLOWED ENOUGH INTOLERENCE IN THE WORLD TO FUEL MY UPBRINGING!! I AM FINALLY WHOLE!!!

VINDICATOR: I did. But so what?

{Vindicator points out he is ethereal and can't be hurt, nor can he do anything to anyone in the physical plane.}

CHWOKA: We haven't caused a rip in the space time continuum, I just altered probability and erased the others from existence.

BADSTAR: {Gasps} EVEN THE HAPPY PICKLE MAN!?

CHWOKA: WHAT happy pickle man? {wink} Seems I didn't erase the memories. Well, for those of you stuck in the past, might I recommend we get a new house? This is getting cramped, and it's a good plot.

BADSTAR: Um... okay! But whn we're done with this episode, everything will be back to the way it is, right? RIGHT!?

EVIL SEPHIROTH: Yes it will. And If it isn't, {Gets out the Murasame, and points it at Chwoka.} Blood will be shed.

{Vindicator's head spins 360 degrees, as his body remains the same.}

VINDICATOR: EX-OR-CIS-T.

EVIL SEPHIROTH: {Bones COme Out of his back, jointing together, making a shape of spider legs, and then, black furry flesh forms on them.} Vindicator? Can you do this?

GOOD SEPHIROTH: Ew. Gross. Now I remember why I never did that trick.

TOMMYSPUD: {Talking in game through built-in microphone on Apstation} AWPED!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA, that's what you get for inviting me to an AWPOFF... {Shuts down Apstation.} So... Anyways... Who here can actually die?

CHWOKA: Uh, guys, it's not coming back.

THESTICK: {Walking in} Hey people. What happened here that caused a rip in the space time continueum?

EVIL SEPHIROTH: {Points to Chwoka, with Murasame.} THIS, Idiot turned back time. It's dangerous to turn back time! You can only travel back in time!

GOOD SEPHIROTH: Yes! The consequences of this, creates a dimensional "Hall of Mirrors" effect, in which, every single possible alternate universe takes place, switching infinitely. And Chwoka, I agree with my evil side. If it doesn't come back, I won't stop him from killing you. And I'm 100% Good.

ERIC: {Offscreen} Deja vú!

GOOD SEPHIROTH: This proves my theory. The real first Wikihood is being screwed up too.

TOMMYSPUD: I guess I have to go erase existance as we know it, then... {Walks offscreen}

{Evil Sephiroth dissapears into black flames, and comes back, grabbing Tommyspud by the neck. He's choking badly.}

EVIL SEPHIROTH: That's impossible to do fool!! You would have to have the power of Vindicator's Father to do that!

VINDICATOR: I HAVE A FATHER?

ZNEX: Hey guys, I can just rewind time, you know, and stop all this from happening.

VINDICATOR: I'm giving you a magic marker moustache. NOW CALLED A MMM.

{Vindicator travels through time and gives Znex a magic marker moustache.}

{Evil Sephiroth walks up to Znex.}

EVIL SEPHIROTH: You better be able to do that. It would be the only useful thing you ever did in your useless, pathetic, oxygen wasting life.

GOOD SEPHIROTH: Now, now, he doesn't mean that! Can you do that please? This episode is...well.... I dislike it.

EVIL SEPHIROTH: I HATE THIS EPISODE!!! I MEAN, WHO HAD THE NERVE TO DO THIS TO ME!! AND IF THIS DOESN'T GET FIXED SOON, I'LL SEND THE HUMAN RESPONSIBLE RIGHT TO HELL!!!

THESTICK: So, you want me to end humanity! I got it! {Takes out remote control} AS soon as I press this button, I'll create an even bigger rift in the Space Time Continuem! You want me too?

TOMMYSPUD: I have no idea why Evil Seph is so angry... Because of this, he's free, and doesn't have to be cooped up in one body, waiting to be unleashed... Now he can kill people at any time...

{Evil Sephiroth isn't there. Cut to Tom Cruise's Mansion.}

TOM CRUISE: Oh I'm soooooooo rich.

{Evil Sephiroth walks up to him.}

TOM CRUISE: You seem evil enough to be a Scientologist. Are you?

EVIL SEPHIROTH: No. I hate Scientology. {Cut to the outside of the mansion, lots of Screaming, and splattering sounds are heard. The Mansion Explodes, and Evil Sephiroth flys back to where he was, covered with blood.}

EVIL SEPHIROTH: YES!! I have killed the biggest offender in my hit list!! {Gets out AK-47, and Shoots the Remote Control in The Stick's hand, knocking it out. He then puts gun in rapid fire, and shoots the remote to pieces.}

THESTICK: Why did you take The Stick's remote?

{Pan left to see The Stick, the inannimate stick in the middle of The Field, with one of it's branches slightly charred}

THESTICK: No, I haven't sold my jold.

EVIL SEPHIROTH: Oh yeah.... {Does the same thing to TheStick's Remote.} Now, Can I kill you? Trust me, It'll be humane. I'll just cut your head off..

GOOD SEPHIROTH: No! You won't be killing anyone today!!

EVIL SEPHIROTH: Shut up, or this spear, {Gets out spear} Will be lodged right up your a-...

GOOD SEPHIROTH: You know, if you kill me, you'll die too.

EVIL SEPHIROTH: Oh crap. I forgot that.

ZNEX: Rightio. You know that if I do this, most of you will forget that this all happened, except for me, 'cos I have the device that will be turning back time.

GOOD SEPHIROTH: Fair Enough. So, before we go back to the end of Episode 5, and to the Real Episode 6, we should do a recap, I think. Let's see..... Badstar Died, Funeral Happened, Chaos Attempted to Kill Us all, I get sent to some weird KH1 World, and the gang escapes from Edgeworthingtons mansion, leaving the Real Sephiroth behind, to fight Chaos, and kill Edgeworthington. And Super Sam, Enigma, and the other evil guys are at an unknown location. Alright! Beam us up scotty!

THESTICK: Alright, time to stop the craziness! {Brings out a time machine} Muahahahaha! {Goes in the machine and presses the button. All of a sudden, the machine and TheStick vanish in a flash of light.}

EVIL SEPHIROTH: OH COME ON ZNEX!! I WANT TO GO BACK TO THE ORIGINAL PLACE!!

{A piece of the sky falls down}

EVIL SEPHIROTH: Oh man. THAT, MAH BOI, IS IT!! {Jumps up, snatches Znexs Device, and presses Rewind to Original. The Whole Episode reverses, and comes just before the beginning. It then goes to the end of Episode 5. Both Sephiroths starts flikering, and becomes whole again.}

Synopsis

After a weird interval, the original Wikihood is here again.

Transcript

{It is the end of Episode 4, FF7 Sephiroth, Chaos, and Edgeworthington are at Edgeworthingtons mansion.}

SEPHIROTH FF7: Childsplay. So? What is it?

EDGEWORTHINGTON: Haha!!! Chaos! Back away! I will face this man!!! {Gets out gun, and shoots Sephiroth multiple times. Nothing happens.} ...Oh. Crap.

SEPHIROTH FF7: Oh man... {Draws Katana. One winged angel Starts to play. His One Wing sprouts from his back.} NOW YOUR DOOM IS NIGH!!!!

{The wall blasts apart and a Kirby runs through.}

MOOBLY: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! It's the apocalypse! Run awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! {inhales and floats away}

CHWOKA: NOOOO! What? What was so bad? The episode was unlikeable? So? You guys made it unlikeable by not getting anywhere. I just wanted to clean a bunch of randomness out, but no. You just use your ULTRA SUPER MAGIC POWER THAT CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT IT TO WITHOUT AN EXPLANATION to fix it all. I know I kinda did the same thing clearing it out, but I'm going to do it right this time.

{Chwoka goes outside.}

CHWOKA: This time, they won't know what hit them...

{Chwoka goes inside his house}

CHWOKA: ...but they can have their fun for now.

{Meanwhile in Hell...}

BADSTAR: {Walking and talking with John Lennon.} I've been thinking John... we should try and get out of here. Neither of us really deserve to be here!

JOHN LENNON: I so do. I cheated on my wife. How is that not envy?

SP SATAN: Can't blame ya John, she was as ugly as a toad.

{Cut to Traverse Town. Sephiroth is there now. He is wielding the keyblade, fighting a Large Heartless, looking nothing like the normal heartless. Instead, he's all grey, and white, and has Portal Turrets on his shoulders.}

SEPHIROTH: Ahh!!! {Jumps up, and hits the Heartless on the head, killing it.}

TURRET HEARTLESS: We don't hate you. {Dies.}

SEPHIROTH: {Breathing Heavily.} WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE!? {More Heartless come, but instead, they look like Companion Cubes, only Black, Grey, and Dark red and has the Heartless Symbol instead of normal hearts.}

SEPHIROTH: These Cubes Probably will stab me. What a bloody shame. {Starts Running towards them, swinging Keyblade.}

{back in the mansion}

CHAOS: Sephiroth, you have all the information of our plan. Now, I'd like to ask you to join us.

{A nearby chair turns into a hippo.}

HIPPO: Yay, I'm a real hippo!

{Tommyspud walks into the room, smiling at Chaos.}

TOMMYSPUD: Long time no see, Chaos. {his eyes seem to glow a faint red as he speaks}

CHAOS: Tommyspud. Long time no see. You're just in time. So, did Hades tell you of our plan?

TOMMYSPUD: I told him I don't bother with details... All I need is a target objective to complete. Give me an order, and I'll make sure it'll happen, unlike the weak side.

CHAOS: Hades and SP Satan, though idiots, will be pretty good at killing those 3. I want you to shadow Vindicator with FF7 Sephiroth, and IF Badstar does not kill him within 1 month,you MUST kill Vindicator. Then report back to me, either way.

TOMMYSPUD: Got it. Shadowing Vindi should be easy now, especially with FF7 Seph's help. Should be fun.

CHAOS: By far, your job is the most important. If you nor Badstar comes through, the plan is ruined.

TOMMYSPUD: My blades pierce anything and everything. Alive, Zombie, or Spirit, my blades can defeat them all. Such is one of the many enchantments on my flare blades.

CHAOS: Also, I forgot to tell you. You have my clearence to use the Ark to watch him from the skies. {Hands Tommyspud a black stone, cut directly in half} The other part of the key is in there. It got stuck. Don't ask. Now, I suppose you'll be off now, won't you?

TOMMYSPUD: Yes, of course. {disappears}

{A piece of the ceiling falls down, and as it hits the ground, it becomes a chair. Shortly, a faded Znex appears, almost looking like a hologram.}

ZNEX: Uh oh, someone's been messing around with the time stream. Let's see who... {looks at his cuff, and presses a few buttons; reads} Can't confirm. What the?!

FF7 SEPHIROTH: Shadow Vindicator? One of my long time Companions? .....Alright.

EDGEWORTHINGTON: YOU SHADOW VINDICATOR? NOTTA CHANCE!!!

FF7 SEPHIROTH: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!! I'VE HAD ENOUGH MERCY TO SPARE YOU FROM MY BLADE, BUT NOW, I HAVE HAD IT!!! CHAOS, I DON'T CARE IF HE'S YOUR CLIENT, MY BLOODTHIRST CAN'T BE HELD BACK ANY FURTHER!!! {Jumps into the air, and then Everything turns into Silouette, in a Dark Red Background. Sephiroth comes down, impaling Edgeworthington, Killing Him. He then, grabs his body, and it turns into Pure Mako. The Mako, goes into Sephiroths body, and he glows green. Everything is Normal Again. Blood is Everywhere.}

FF7 SEPHIROTH: He is now part of the lifestream. Chaos, Edgeworthington. Is. Dead. He is no more. {Starts Laughing Evilly.} Now, Chaos. The only way I'll join you, is if you help me with something too. {Gets out a list of Peoples names. The Names are: Cloud Strife, Tifa Lockheart, Barret, Nanaki, Vincent Valentine, Cid Highwind, Reeve Tuetsi, Yuffie Kisargi, Rufus Shinra, Reno, Rude, Tseng, Elena, and Zack Fair.} I have a grudge against every person on the list. I need you to locate them for me.

CHAOS: Good. That saves me a step. Now, to alert his succesor, edgeworth. Now, run along and join Tommyspud in the ark. Your side of the mission begins soon. {picks up edgeworthington and walks through a portal}

{Now, in Hell, Chaos drags Edgewothington's to Badstar's cell.}

CHAOS: Badstar, are you ready to begin your part of the mission? Remember, kill Vindicatyor, and you'll get your body back. {pulls Badstar out, throws Edgeworthington in, and turns Badstar blue} You'll be able to hold objects and talk, but you'll be completely alive after you've killed Vindicator.

EDGEWORTHINGTON: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS CHAOS!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND!!!

{Robot Devil comes up.}

ROBOT DEVIL: Shut up you talentless cod! I've been sent to torture you for a very long time...

CHAOS: And as for Lenon, you've been given permission to enter Protestant heaven. They gave you the chance when your body was digged up and run over about an hour ago.

JOHN LENNON: Oh, that's alright. {Gets Cellphone.} Hey George! See you in a few minutes! {Leaves.}

CHAOS: Edgeworthington, I'll be back in a few weeks. {walks away with Badstar}

{Cut to the Ark. Tommyspud appears on the ship, and stares at the lock. He presses the other half of the stone in, and the Ark begins to move. Tommyspud smiles as a laptop appears in his hands. He begins programming the computer, and a timer begins counting down.}

TOMMYSPUD: Well, it's time to follow Vindi. The game is about to begin.

FF7 SEPHIROTH: Now, let's do it!

{A clunk noise is heard, followed by various noises like shifting gears, lasers, an engine roaring up, a film reel, and a increasingly loud whistling noise.}

CHWOKA: {off-screen} AH-HAH! IT'S WORKING! IT'S WORKINNNNGGGGGG!

{You hear the sound of a mechanical arm, then a bunch of liquid-related noises. Suddenly, a gunshot is heard, and the bullet can be heard bouncing around against metal things. The whistling abruptly stops, replaced by a TV's static, quickly gone and replaced with a garbled, unidentifiable TV show. Chwoka slips in a VHS tape, and the film reel goes faster.}

CHWOKA: Yes, yes, yes!

{Somebody plays a bunch of long notes on an electric guitar with a whammy bar. All the sounds stop as you hear the lasers begin to grow really prominent, and the film reel working overtime.}

CHWOKA: ...I'm a madman, aren't I? Ah well, nothing can stop it now.

{Badstar and Chaos are out of hell and walking}

BADSTAR: Okay, so wheres Vindicator?

{A door appears and opens, and Znex walks out and closes it. The door then fades away.}

ZNEX: Hey guys, I was just exploring the cult's hidden passages. They've got millions of these. Oh yeah, and I found this guy.

{Presses a button on his cuff and a portal opens, spitting out the same Kirby from before. The portal then closes.}

ZNEX: A portable bottomless pit. The creator of this cuff thought of it.

MOOBLY: {sees Chaos} JIBNEY! A demon! {tries to run away, but Znex grabs hold of him}

CHAOS: Yes. Well, Badstar has a mission to do. If you'd like, I'd like to go with you to Vindicator. Edgeworth has to know the mansion belongs to him, for the time being. Let us go, shall we? {opens a portal and walks through it with Badstar. Everything goes black, and the episode ends}

TO BE CONTINUED...